Her & Him

To anyone who reads this review,; I know you will watch this attempt to record a video out of curiosity. A few minutes in, you will think "well, I have started already so why not". And "Can't really hurt to spend 32 mins of my life" Oh my sweet summer child... I have never thought a person could cringe into a fetal position. Around 5 minutes in, you will be trying to understand whether there is a story while irrelevant music confuses you so terribly.

Around 17 mins in, I was thinking "boy, pornhub must have had such low standards to give an award to a cringe fest like this" My dear friend, you will be trying to make jokes and dissociate yourself from reality to protect your brain from cringing to death.

Around 22 mins in, I was amazed that this is what they called porn to which gave an award. I remembered any other porn video I've seen which was better by light years.

Also I felt bad for people got involved thinking there was a person in set doing what they were doing. Not a single person involved in this ridiculous "project" knew what they were doing.

Around 25 mins, I was thinking, wow I can make a reward-worthy porn too, all I need is a camera, two very bad porn actors and a randomly made playlist on shuffle. Aaaand a film strip effect....

And I thought to myself, wow this goddamn thing is still not over, how long has it been, a century? Oh wait the film strip effect happened second time.. This literally looks like a couple of high school kids borrowed a camera and recorded a "masterpiece"..

When the 30 minutes, the cast were rolling, I have felt like I just stepped outside a cave and life was out there. So if you are feeling like you have such a nice life and you need to put a ridiculous strain on your life, definitely watch it. Good luck.

Let's call things what they are.

This is porn, like many other movies where ppl fuck for real, but don't get called "porn", like many other movies where ppl fuck for real and actually do get called porn.

And the actress must be retarded if she thinks she hasn't prostituted herself in this movie.

This film has the acting of a mentally incapable chimpanzee. It had absolutely 0 quality and I actually watched the whole thing thinking it would get better and it absolutely didn't. This may be the biggest waste of 30 minutes of my life. It is meant to be good porn but is absolutely the lamest excuse of a slutty dumb girl sucking a ugly boys cock you will Ever will see.

I don't even know what to say.

That was.....absolutely horrible. Incredibly boring. Made me feel high. But not in a good way. I hated every min of it.