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It's the typical friend's at a cabin type sladher/ thriller..it occupied my time. It was not a disaster it is enjoyable as l9ng as you know what it is. I always give a movie 20 mins I either stay ot pick something else. I'm really starting to question the viewers ratings here no way it is a 4 for me.

Almost no attempt at movie is made until the 1 hour 15 minute mark. This movie was made to simply try and promote the D list musicians on their label.

Sections of time are dedicated to terrible music, music videos shoe-horned in as part of the movie. To squeeze in more music, pointless scenes that add nothing to the story were just filmed to play while the music they are promoting plays loudly over the scene.

The movie was made by Nite Vision Entertainment. The 10 / 10 review praising it for its sound effects and music is NVE Records...You figure it out.

Regardless of genre, this movie does the one thing any movie should avoid. It is just plain boring and a slog to watch.

Awful in every single possible and impossible way ... I've seen better acting in the parliament!!!!!

Stay away, stay safe, it's safer to drive drunk than watch this film!!!!

Oh did I say film?? I'm sorry, I meant filth!!!!!!!

This movie is a full hour and 50 minutes long. There is literally nothing that has anything to do with the plot (or anything else really) for at least the first hour to an hour and 15 minutes. If you start an hour or an hour and 15 minutes in, you will literally have missed nothing. The last 30 minutes really would not be that bad of a slasher type film, but it is unbelievably dark and wholly unemployable to watch. The acting is bad, which I could excuse in a low budget horror movie, but the writing is too. There is dialog like: "Would you like to come to my house?" "Yes, I would like to come to your house" "Ok, then let's go to my house"

I don't know if some of the products paid them for product placement, but there's a gym scene that has nothing to do with any thing where basically everyone is wearing the same brand of clothing. It's also very obvious that this was made to promote some of the music, but I seriously doubt there was much promoting it, because that doesn't happen until after an hour in - most people will have stopped watching this by then.

Probably one of the scariest films we have seen in awhile. Horrifying things about this movie include:

• The acting, which ranges from awkwardly slow dialogues to cringe worthy interactions between the Instagram influencer cast who clearly only read their lines the day of shooting
• Out of focus camera shots that refocus mid scene, terrible lighting, and chilling angles
• Severely delayed plot. We are half way through right now and they haven't even rented the house where they (likely) all die yet. What's happened up to this point? Literally nothing.

This storyline had potential and some would say at least they tried, but we can't give this film anything more than 1 star because then our review would be as fake as the blood they used.