The 3rd Guest

Cabin-in-the-woods troupe with an interracial husband/wife on rough times. They have a hack ghost hunting business and take a lucrative job opportunity or they'll lose their house.

They have a recently deceased daughter and the daughter comes back to haunt them. They think it's the home-owner playing a prank. Slowly the wife dives into the history of the old house, and the cult leader / magician Karlov. The husband cracks and is possessed by this magician, turning on his wife.

It's a formula that worked well for Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer in 'What Lies Beneath', but with a non-existent budget and fresh actors, the slow methodical pace is hindered by obvious production issues.

The strength is in the setting, which is utilized extremely well for the budget limitations. The music is also orchestrated well.

One of my new biggest regrets in life is not reading any reviews before spending £5 of my well earned money on this film. To add insult to injury, I didn't even just rent it, I bought it, which means I'm now stuck with it for eternity.

I have encountered a lot of injustices in this world, but the mere fact that this "film" was financed, filmed and then distributed may be the biggest one of all.

I've definitely seen more exciting Keynote presentations than this movie.

I can't tell you how this film ends as I lost all faith in life when one of the camera angles was a POV shot from a child's coffin.

For us, that really was the nail in the coffin.

In an era where big-budget blockbusters dominate the silver screen, it's refreshing to stumble upon a hidden gem like 'The 3rd Guest'. This indie horror flick proves that great storytelling and genuine talent can shine through even the most modest of budgets.

One of the most remarkable aspects of 'The 3rd Guest' is its production value considering its shoestring budget of under $20,000. Director [Director's Name] and the entire crew have crafted a film that defies expectations, utilizing clever techniques and creative resourcefulness to deliver a genuinely chilling experience. From the atmospheric cinematography to the eerie sound design, every aspect of the film demonstrates a commitment to making the most out of limited resources.

The cast, comprised of relatively unknown actors, delivers surprisingly strong performances that elevate the film beyond its budgetary constraints. Their authenticity and dedication to their roles draw the audience into the story, making the terror feel all the more palpable.

While some may dismiss 'The 3rd Guest' due to its lack of big-name stars or flashy special effects, this film serves as a testament to the power of independent cinema. It reminds us that true talent and creativity can flourish in any setting, regardless of financial backing.

Furthermore, the accessibility of 'The 3rd Guest' on platforms like Freevee should be celebrated. In a world where streaming services are dominated by subscription fees and paywalls, it's refreshing to see a film that prioritizes reaching a wide audience over profit margins. After all, entertainment should be about sharing experiences and sparking conversations, not exclusivity.

In conclusion, 'The 3rd Guest' may not have the glossy sheen of a Hollywood blockbuster, but what it lacks in budget, it more than makes up for in heart and ingenuity. So, the next time you're browsing through your streaming options, don't overlook this little horror gem. Embrace the charm of indie filmmaking and prepare yourself for a spine-tingling journey into the unknown.

Yeah... it's got it all alright.... it's got mixed relations. It's got alphabet flags. It's got "hillbilly" backwoods. It's got racial accusations. The only thing it DOESN'T have is a plot. Or quality acting. Or a script. Or entertainment... But it's got all the boxes covered.

The acting in this, if you want to call it that, was abysmal, over the top and amateurish. The audio was all over the place - overly high in some places while way to much bass in others, completely obscuring most of the dialog. But, that may have been a blessing, though, because what dialog was understandable was ridiculous. Nothing in this waste of digital film made any sense at all. And no... the ending does not tie it all together.

If you read the other reviews, you'll see a theme. Most of them give top stars and then proceed to give similar comments that would indicate that the rating should have been a 1 or 2 at the most. The majority of the high scores here are paid.

Please avoid this at all costs. If not... you were warned.

First of all, the 8-10 star reviews are hilarious. Apparently every member of the cast and crew and their family members were required to write a fake review. How's this sound for a horror movie: husband and wife paranormal investigators who are traumatized by the loss of a child take a case in a strange little town and odd things happen. Been done, right? Not like this, it hasn't. You see, our "investigators" do not spend a second investigating - unless you call pretending to write and taking pictures an investigation. There apparently was cult activity at the site they're "investigating" but it's too much trouble to give us any real background on that. There may be a possession, we're not sure - that would have taken some effort to explore. Oh, and there may or may not be some parallel realities. Who knows? This is just a mess. An incoherent, dirt cheap, mess. If anyone involved in the making of this incompetent pile of no budget crap never works in film again it will be a blessing.