The 3rd Guest

You know when there is a car accident on the road that you don't want to look at, but can't help it? This is the train wreck that you may peek at, but wish you didn't.

Absolutely the WORST movie I have seen in years.

After just 5 minutes, it seems that the movie throws its hands in the air and says "I have no clue".

The "script", (was there one really though?) was written AND directed by the same person (Sean Patrick cannon). It was erratic and confusing, as though he was spurting out a bunch of random ideas from his head, but had ZERO way, of liking them together in a cohesive way. Extremely obvious there was no script editor, and if there was-I hope they have another job to fall back on. THAT is how bad it was.

The movie is described as being a couple of ghost hunters who go to a site after the death of her daughter, only to discover that she starts to see her daughter. That is where the writers mission statement begins and ends. There was some very fractured and unfinished/unrefined things about a cult that we were given basically zero information on, leaving more questions than answers - but not in an entertaining intentional and plot driven way. It was "I really don't understand what is happening right now, or why".

Literally most of the movie were people not just screaming at each other, but verbally assaulting one another. It was very cringe.

The "acting" is MORE than just abysmal-especially the lead "actress" and the bartender. WAY too over the top and fake, it reminded me of kids in an elementary school play. But worse. Much worse. Sooo much worse. I may be wrong, but have a hunch that these people are family or friends of people who were involved in this project. I mean it when I say that while I was watching, I was actually embarrassed FOR these actors, that is how cringe worthy they were.

The ONLY possible redeemable thing this movie MAY have going for it is that it could be worthy of Rifftrax (Mystery Science Theater)

In a cinematic landscape dominated by big-budget productions and A-list stars, 'The 3rd Guest' emerges as a refreshing anomaly. This indie horror film, crafted with passion and ingenuity, proves that creativity knows no bounds, even when resources are limited. Directed by a team of rising talents and featuring a cast of unknown actors, this low-budget gem offers a thrilling experience that defies its modest origins.

One of the most commendable aspects of 'The 3rd Guest' is its ability to create an atmosphere of genuine unease and suspense. Despite the constraints of a shoestring budget, the filmmakers demonstrate remarkable skill in building tension and delivering spine-tingling scares. From eerie sound design to clever camera work, every element is utilized to maximize the film's impact, proving that innovation can often surpass extravagance.

Moreover, the performances of the cast, comprised of fresh faces yet to be discovered by mainstream audiences, are surprisingly compelling. Each actor brings a raw authenticity to their role, immersing viewers in the chilling narrative and ensuring that every scream feels genuine. It's a testament to the talent and dedication of the entire ensemble, proving that big names aren't always necessary to deliver a memorable performance.

While some may be quick to dismiss 'The 3rd Guest' due to its low-budget origins, this film serves as a reminder of the importance of supporting independent cinema. Free to watch on platforms like Freevee, it offers a gateway to a world of untapped creativity and untold stories. Rather than focusing solely on production values or star power, viewers should embrace the opportunity to discover hidden gems and celebrate the artistry of emerging filmmakers.

In conclusion, 'The 3rd Guest' may not have the glossy sheen of a Hollywood blockbuster, but what it lacks in budget it more than makes up for in heart and imagination. It's a testament to the power of storytelling and a reminder that great cinema can be found in the most unexpected places. So, next time you're browsing for something to watch, don't overlook this indie horror gem - you might just be pleasantly surprised by the spine-chilling journey it offers.

In an era where big-budget blockbusters dominate the silver screen, it's refreshing to stumble upon a hidden gem like 'The 3rd Guest'. This indie horror flick proves that great storytelling and genuine talent can shine through even the most modest of budgets.

One of the most remarkable aspects of 'The 3rd Guest' is its production value considering its shoestring budget of under $20,000. Director [Director's Name] and the entire crew have crafted a film that defies expectations, utilizing clever techniques and creative resourcefulness to deliver a genuinely chilling experience. From the atmospheric cinematography to the eerie sound design, every aspect of the film demonstrates a commitment to making the most out of limited resources.

The cast, comprised of relatively unknown actors, delivers surprisingly strong performances that elevate the film beyond its budgetary constraints. Their authenticity and dedication to their roles draw the audience into the story, making the terror feel all the more palpable.

While some may dismiss 'The 3rd Guest' due to its lack of big-name stars or flashy special effects, this film serves as a testament to the power of independent cinema. It reminds us that true talent and creativity can flourish in any setting, regardless of financial backing.

Furthermore, the accessibility of 'The 3rd Guest' on platforms like Freevee should be celebrated. In a world where streaming services are dominated by subscription fees and paywalls, it's refreshing to see a film that prioritizes reaching a wide audience over profit margins. After all, entertainment should be about sharing experiences and sparking conversations, not exclusivity.

In conclusion, 'The 3rd Guest' may not have the glossy sheen of a Hollywood blockbuster, but what it lacks in budget, it more than makes up for in heart and ingenuity. So, the next time you're browsing through your streaming options, don't overlook this little horror gem. Embrace the charm of indie filmmaking and prepare yourself for a spine-tingling journey into the unknown.

First of all, the 8-10 star reviews are hilarious. Apparently every member of the cast and crew and their family members were required to write a fake review. How's this sound for a horror movie: husband and wife paranormal investigators who are traumatized by the loss of a child take a case in a strange little town and odd things happen. Been done, right? Not like this, it hasn't. You see, our "investigators" do not spend a second investigating - unless you call pretending to write and taking pictures an investigation. There apparently was cult activity at the site they're "investigating" but it's too much trouble to give us any real background on that. There may be a possession, we're not sure - that would have taken some effort to explore. Oh, and there may or may not be some parallel realities. Who knows? This is just a mess. An incoherent, dirt cheap, mess. If anyone involved in the making of this incompetent pile of no budget crap never works in film again it will be a blessing.

Yeah... it's got it all alright.... it's got mixed relations. It's got alphabet flags. It's got "hillbilly" backwoods. It's got racial accusations. The only thing it DOESN'T have is a plot. Or quality acting. Or a script. Or entertainment... But it's got all the boxes covered.

The acting in this, if you want to call it that, was abysmal, over the top and amateurish. The audio was all over the place - overly high in some places while way to much bass in others, completely obscuring most of the dialog. But, that may have been a blessing, though, because what dialog was understandable was ridiculous. Nothing in this waste of digital film made any sense at all. And no... the ending does not tie it all together.

If you read the other reviews, you'll see a theme. Most of them give top stars and then proceed to give similar comments that would indicate that the rating should have been a 1 or 2 at the most. The majority of the high scores here are paid.

Please avoid this at all costs. If not... you were warned.