The Insurrection

The Insurrection is a pathetic film that is mainly a bunch of dialog about conspiracy theories. The directer could have just done a documentary but its a really terrible propaganda with a bunch of lousy action scenes in it.

Its about a politically liberal woman who wants to pull the plug on liberal conspiracies so she hires a ex con to protect her while she gives interviews. Im guessing its just things that goes against the filmmakers beliefs. Its like a movie that does not want us to watch movies. Mainstream ones anyway. The woman is pretty hard to understand because of her strong accent. Why give her the important dialog?

I really hated this film. Even ramblings of extreme conservatives or liberals on Youtube would be better than this. Its a film with a agenda. And why is Micheal Pare in this film for?

Bad acting, thin storyline. Purely made for political gain. Sad.

There is time wasted and the actors used were amateurs

If you want to learn how NOT to make a film, you need to watch this.

I normally don't write that many reviews. This had so many potentials, but was ruined by bad directing, poor lighting, and playground action scenes. With all the experience that Michael Pare' has, you would think he would have said something about how this film was shot. Maybe something like, "Why in the hell would I stand out in the open for a half hour and let these idiot mercenaries empty their clips on me"? Sadly, many will give this a poor rating due to its political nature, instead of the technical issues that it suffers from. I do hope the writer, director, and editor watches his own film and learns from his mistakes. He had a decent story, some good actors and money to burn. What a waste.

I would tell you that this is the worst movie on Earth, but just in case some microbe on Mars decided to reboot "My Giant", I'll go ahead and include the whole solar system. Nothing about this ridiculous thing is good in any sense of the word. Micheal Pere looks barely awake starring as the most caring uncaring deadbeat dad ever. In a plotline nobody could possibly care about, he mumbles stuff like "Mmmm sorry" over the phone to a son who couldn't care less. Then he ages and pretends to shoot a gun for about 90 minutes. The plot concerns a "whistleblower" who is purported to be coming clean about how the "liberal conspiracy" is gaying up 'Merica or something, and illuminati bortion Soros blah blah incels. Naturally, she's targeted for termination by about five guys who don't have any tactical gear and look like someone dressed the neighborhood dads up for a paintball game. Pere literally blasts at them casually, like he's using the other hand to play Angry Birds or something. The woman starring alongside him is, as best as I can figure, the Melania Trump of actresses. I'd tell you her acting is worse than watching a seventh grade pothead try to give a book report on particle physics, but it isn't because that report is far better. She also has another security guy who stands around and apparently reads his lines off a floating etch a sketch. The acting is awful, the plot is ridiculous, and the directing and special effects would get someone thrown off the free trial of Photoshop. Watch this movie if you really want to punish yourself.