Dark Web: The Mystery Box

An hour of watching a lady apply makeup very poorly followed by horrible acting in what I suspect was supposed to be some horror? I've seen children write / produce better projects. I'm sad that I wasted my time on this. If the fake makeup tutorials had been better, I could have at least learned something... But nope. Just skip this one.

I am so sad that I wasted 1 hour and 20 minutes of my life watching this absolute trash film. Who decided this was a good idea? Who approved the writing and the acting of this? Not a fan. Zero stars from me.

Don't waste your precious time!

Honestly? I'm not even sure this qualifies as a movie. It's just brutal. Has absolutely no redeeming qualities to it.

I know, some of you may be thinking.

Usually when someone says a movie has "no redeeming qualities" it's because this movie has some nasty disgusting, revolting scenes in it?

And those of you that love that sort of stuff goes "I gotta watch it!!"

Yeah, no.

It has none of that stuff. It's one gigantic snooze fest containing just 2 (or maybe 3) silly characters (hard to tell as the movie went on) that you'll find absolutely no spiritual, emotional or physical bound with going through some stupid podcast like "thing" (I don't even know how to describe it).

There's the "good" no redeeming quality movies (I Spit on Your Grave, Braindead, Salo, A Serbian Film, etc.) and then there's the "bad" no redeeming quality movies. This is the latter.

I skimmed through the movie after reading the reviews (well deserved) I literally would give a 0 if I could. All I seen was some girl doing her makeup. Don't waste your time.

This film is not artistic or entertaining. It's a few poorly acted vlogs (the makeup tutorials are especially terrible, she needs to watch some makeup tutorials of her own) which run on for too long, and that's it. This isn't content you'd find on the dark web. I doubt the writer even knows what the darkweb is. Save yourself the trouble, unless you want to see how not to make a movie.