Salty Cracker

This guy really knows how to put on a show. There's no rainbow confetti being shot out of a cannon to dazzle you, no smoke and mirrors to diddle your mind, just plain raw to the funny bone repartee and ridicule of some of the galaxy brains running this world.

This is all done beholden to the Salt Queen (producer of the year) and with the support of the Salty Panther (and the Salty Floof).

Highly entertaining and hilariously insightful by one of the golden "untouchables" of this world.

He doesn't fight fair. He's a firm believer in winning the culture war with the gloves off. He doesn't pretend to be honest, but he's tactful in what he spews.

I, for one, understand that it leaves him wide open to criticism, but I respect the principle and method.

All that being said, it's low-brow content nuggets and party-chat style steaming, but it is ultimately informative.

It's definitely for anybody who is memetically inclined

It's a good funny alternative if you like somebody like Liberal Hivemind or StyxHexenHammer666. Not as analytically valuable, but good for the soul in its levity.

I Found Salty Cracker at The Time I Realized Our Country Was Lost. I Thought I Had Lost My Mind. Salty Helped Me See That We ARE In A Clown World- Our Country is Broken and It's Time To Take It Back. He Gives the News With A Big Dose of Hopeium And Definitely A Lot of Laughs to Reduce The Stress of The Day. We Are In An Upside Down World. Come for the News- Stay for The Laughs!!.

Love Salty! Been listening to him for years now. He calls out the BS. He's one of the most relatable asshoes online. Just wanted to read comic books, watch movies & be left the f_ck alone. Now we get to 'meme them til they cry, & when they cry, make memes of them crying!!'

Truth seeker and he finds it! Exposes the Darkness so that we may see the light...enjoyably