Ataque del dedo borroso gigante

This is brilliant to the type of person who would call a bannana taped to a wall "art" and buy it, as it could be depicted as filmmakers giving the finger to major movie studios by showing you can make a film with nothing more than a single actor and the cameramans finger. Well, bravo. Golfers clap.

To the rest if us, it's a boring shot of a woman who can't act, who has a visit from a finger infront of the camera. First she is scared of it, tyen makes love to it, misses it and probably gets killed by it... I dunno, I used the last of my remaining brain cells to turn it off.

You'd expect this to appear as a two minute clip in a movies dream sequence, or for whatever unknown reason... but to to make it a feature length film???

It's nothing but a horrible actor, a stupid idea, a lot of air noise and clocks ticking. Then just throw in some dumb attempts at those cheap and loud piano note scares.

The end result is asking yourself, "who wrote this garbage?" without a care in the world to actually have that answered.

Highly not recommended ever seeing.

Right, well as I sat down to watch the movie "Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger" I was expecting it to be a goofy and silly horror comedy, especially since it was listed as being a horror comedy. But this was softcore porn, pure and simple.

I managed to endure 15 minutes of the dreadful movie that is "Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger" before I called it quits and went to watch something else. This is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have stumbled upon. If you want to make porn, make porn. Don't dress it up, present it as being a horror comedy and try to pass it off as being a proper movie. But I suppose this was writers Cody Clarke and Chloe Pelletier way into releasing a pseudo-sextape. And wonderfully enough, the only cast members in the movie are Cody Clarke and Chloe Pelletier as well, surprise, surprise.

After 15 minutes of watching a woman wandering around in her apartment, masturbating - without it actually showing anything lewd - then I just had enough. I knew what the rest of the movie would bring, and I needed not to waste my time on such rubbish as this turned out to be. "Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger" was not a horror comedy at all, believe you me. 15 minutes of no dialogue and just some amateurish filming, acting and self-pleasuring, nah, not my cup of tea.

"Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger" was a massive waste of my time and effort, and it has nothing to do with being a properly entertaining movie, not even in the least bit.

I am rating "Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger" a one out of ten stars, solely because it is the lowest possible score to give on IMDb. I would have rated it a zero, if I could, because this "movie" was horribly bad. God awful bad. And I have absolutely no interest in returning to watch "Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger" as it offered nothing in any sense of entertainment or enjoyment for me.

A camera I suspect to be an iPhone. This looks like something that should have been on a porn site, or YouTube as a short film without all the erotic scenes. Gave it a 2 star because there were ridiculous moments that got a few laughs out of me. The sudden dramatic synth music whenever the blurry finger popped up in front of the woman was pretty much all the comedy this movie has. Do not be tricked by the horror and comedy tags. All in all, I'm not angry. If this is something, as the other reviewers with suspiciously positive reviews here have been saying, that was made during lockdown due to boredom, props to you. Way to be creative. A little more effort and it could have been something entertainingly ridiculous.

Given its title and no budget, no one should take this serious. This isn't exactly an actual movie but rather a homemade YouTube short stretched into 60 minutes. Clearly made out of boredom (the ending credits states it was made during the 2020 Covid quarantine).

It is essentially a silent film where there isn't much dialogue at all for the majority of the film- some spoken lines by the lead towards the end but otherwise no real dialogue.

The film does stretch on quite long as it really isn't funny. We see the lead wondering around partial naked and nude for the first half (yet nothing is shown given the blurry finger covering everything). We then see her fighting the finger.

Then final 15 or so minutes once the finger is killed (by paper cut), we do see some actual explicit scenes- Chloe in the shower for a lengthy sake).

Overall this film runs for an hour and essentially isn't a movie. Don't take it too serious and although it is different and bizarre, it still isn't great. An acquired taste.

GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE PEOPLE THAT THINK THIS IS GOOD, ACTUALLY ZERO CRIATIVITY, NO TRYING. UNBELIEVABLE. GOD I HOPE U SEE THIS AND U DONT CRY.