Debbie Does Demons

Right, well with a title such as "Debbie Does Demons", then you pretty much know what kind of garbage you will be in for when you sit down to watch it. And yet, I still opted to sit down and watch the movie, on account of it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, much less heard about. And I figured that with such a title, then it would be a horror comedy.

Storywise then this was by no means award winning material. But of course, the title of the movie pretty much sets the bar for what you should expect. And I have to say that I sat down to watch "Debbie Does Demons" without any expectations at all, and still I found the storyline and script in the movie, as written by Donald Farmer and Newt Wallen, to be laughable at best. This movie was a terrible attempt at making a horror movie.

The acting performances in "Debbie Does Demons" were amateurish, wooden and rigid, to say the least. But hey, with a title such as "Debbie Does Demons", you would assume that much for the acting. So the movie didn't exactly disappoint in that department.

And it should come to no surprise that there is absolutely no familiar faces on the cast list here. And having a cast ensemble with unfamiliar faces and talents is usually something I enjoy when I watch a movie, but "Debbie Does Demons" was just not my cup of tea.

Needless to say that there was an unnecessary amount of pointless nudity throughout the course of the 74 minutes that the movie ran for. I am sure that there is an immature audience out there whom will appreciate that. But I have to say that I found it to be pointless, sleazy and just not very helpful to further the already staggering storyline.

My rating of "Debbie Does Demons" lands on a two out of ten stars. This was a pretty terrible dumpster fire of a movie.

If someone makes a movie called "Debbie Does Demons," you have to wonder who the movie is actually for. You would attract people that would enjoy watching silly shlock.

However, this movie was done by a few morbidly obese friends who don't know anything about making a film, including editing, how to set up a shot, or even how to focus. You have characters talking off screen, people constantly flubbing their lines, and clunky explanations instead of any exposition. It's just painful to watch.

There is nothing of value here. The main actress gets topless right away and after that there's nothing else to see. (In fact, it's on the disc so you can just toss it into the trash after opening the case up. ) She makes out with a monster prop for a few minutes but there's no effort to make it look like anything other than a toy she just picks up. There's no humor, action, or real story other than "a witch is trying to kill me, here are some scenes."

Watch Birdemic instead.

This was my introduction into the world of David Farmer, and while it doesn't make me want to watch more of his movies, it certainly founds a place in my b-movie, schlock-loving heart.

The titular Debbie doesn't actually "do" any demons, that's handled by the main antagonist who shows up topless and remains so thru the entire movie. Of course, you'll stop noticing that once the story kicks in and people start being kissed into joining the dark side-- a tactic Darth Vader simply never considered.

I can't in good faith give this movie a rating any higher than a 5, but if IMDb allowed for a secondary "bad movie" rating, this would be a solid 8.

The cover art poster of this film is nice looking and one of the better things about this movie. Didn't have high expectations given the overall rating and its cast. Jessa Flux has appeared in several other lower budget films within the last few years showing skin in about each film and is the only noticeable actress. The other "actors" simply don't seem like actual actors.

Many problems with this film mainly its story and overall cheap looking quality. Besides the subpar acting, the camera work isn't great and the sound varies. The story just isn't interesting and mostly drags. It's supposed to be a horror but comes off as silly. Nothing more to add to this film which hasn't already been said. It's more of a fanfare vanity project than an actual movie.

This is a review, for whatever it is.

I don't hate it, didn't enjoy it (except for the low-energy but committed demon-puppet sex scene and a great simple Republican jab) and the recommendation from RedLetterMedia really caught my eye on what really is Donald Farmer's worst movie, if you can believe that.

Has better lighting in places than a lot of other films in the space though, and Jessa Flux is giving it her all quite literally.

The whole TV show angle was annoying and there were too many characters that should have lead to more seduction and/or death scenes that did either in more creative ways. This isn't good.