It Crawls Beneath

I had never heard about this 2022 horror movie titled "It Crawls Beneath" (aka "They Crawl Beneath") before stumbling upon it by random chance. So I had literally no idea what I was in for here, but the synopsis for the movie sounded interesting enough. And actually with it being a horror movie, then of course I had to watch the movie.

While the concept idea behind "It Crawls Beneath" was interesting and had potential, then writer Tricia Aurand only managed to put together a script and storyline that was subpar. Sure, "It Crawls Beneath" was watchable enough for what it was, but this movie just simply didn't bring much of anything to the table. And I have to say that the narrative in the movie was too mundane, slow paced and there just simply wasn't enough of anything interesting happening to keep 88 minutes of the movie entertaining.

The acting performances in the movie were fair enough, but the actors and actresses literally had a very little to work with in terms of a properly constructed storyline, interesting characters or riveting dialogue. The only familiar face on the screen here was Michael Paré.

Visually then "It Crawls Beneath" sort of felt like something that had crawled out of the late 1980s or early 1990s, pun intended here. The special effects, while suitable enough for this particular slow paced and uneventful movie, just didn't feel like something grand or spectacular, and definitely didn't feel like something at the top of what effects are like in 2022.

I managed to sit through director Dale Fabrigar's horror movie here, but I wasn't particularly entertained. This is not a horror movie that I would recommend for horror aficionados, nor is it a movie that I will ever return to watch a second time.

My rating of "It Crawls Beneath" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.

No pun intended - the movie is .. well you have to cut it quite some slack. You have to be a fan of horror movies too. Michael Pare is I reckon a known name, but it is someone else who is the main character here - Pare is only there to add some name recognition I suppose.

The real star are the special effects anyway - which are not bad considering this is a low budget movie. Still the question is, can you dig (no pun intended) being closed off, being a "prisoner" in a close space and just let the absurdity of the movie rule over you and the running time? I don't judge any actor or rather their acting abilities just based on this movie - you probably shouldn't either ... they don't act ... naturally ... again no pun intended.

When I was reading the description of the movie, I thought this could be interesting, but the acting was terrible.

You just couldn't get going on the movie because the acting was bad. It's not like Sharknado where the acting is bad that it becomes funny. This movie is like I'm attending a high school play.

At the end of the day this was a budget movie, and I guess that pretty much sums it up. Don't get me wrong, there are a few moments where it was actually not bad, and it actually reminded me that it was a horror movie. However, those moments are few and far.

I'll give them credit for trying but my suggestion would be to skip this one.

(2022) They Crawl Beneath THRILLER HORROR

Uncle Bill Moritz (Michael Paré) gets himself bitten by a worm-like creature, and thinks nothing of it when he swats it off his leg. Bill's nephew, Danny Moritz (Joseph Almani) then picks it up and puts it into a jar so that his ex can have it examined. And when Danny's ex leaves a message on his phone regarding the infected and dangerous worm, he does not even answer it. And then when both Bill and Danny are working underneath their vintage car, an earthquake begins to erupt. And if anyone were to see this, Danny had enough time to pull himself out of their before he was being crushed, and at the same time pull his uncle out of their as well. But what does he do, he just continues to leave his legs underneath their, so that the car is able to crush his legs. For the next hour or so, he does a lot of reflecting self evaluating on his personal life, who eventually realizes that Bill was not his uncle after all but that he may be his actual father after all. We also get to see how both him and his ex Gwen Bishop (Karlee Eldridge) and the reason why his police officer duties were placing a strain on their relationship. And the reason is hogwash, as despite being injured trying to prevent a robbery from happening that he got himself injured, but yet he still wants to return to his duties. As far as I know, officers are not permitted to continue to work if he or she were injured on the job, the protocol was that they are supposed to stay home and collect workers compensation. This movie does not appear to acknowledge that, anticipating anyone who watches this to be gullible idiots without knowing anything.

On one scene the worm like creature was supposed to be afraid of the light except that at the beginning when the doctor studied it, it cocooned into something else. And yet light was pointed to it throughout the entire time before it killed the doctor. The ending was dumb as Danny's partner, Holder (Christopher M. Dukes) could have used his own squad car to ram through the garage door or use the squad car to pull the door open. Do we do not even get to see the worm who killed the doctor at the beginning destroyed. The worm killed the dog around the area but the dog's owner, Ed is nowhere in sight nor does he matter anymore. And despite officer Danny himself being trapped with the worms, not one of their fellow officers ever consider slipping him their revolver underneath to shoot them down while many of them were trying to lift the door open to pull him out. One of the more dumber and convoluted movies ever.

A boring type of stuck in one position movie. I don't have of enough words to explain my disdain for this movie. First the dialogue is poor. The plot is worse. Being trapped is not new to any movie genre but being trapped and being generally annoying is new. I don't know what the budget was but it had to be low. If it's a horror movie you are looking for, skip past this one and find something else. But if you want your fill from subterranean creatures that don't have an origin then this may be the movie for you. Unfortunately my taste is for better actors better scripts and better movies but hey to each their own.