Lecture Circuit: Part 1

Jim Halpert: Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?

Dwight Schrute: They match the carpet.

Jim Halpert: What is that?

[reading a banner]

Jim Halpert: "It is your birthday," period.

Dwight Schrute: It is a statement of fact.

Jim Halpert: Not even an exclamation point?

Dwight Schrute: This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.

Jim Halpert: I can't believe how bad this looks.

Dwight Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.

Jim Halpert: Ok, good then.

Dwight Schrute: Have you collected the money from everyone?

Jim Halpert: I am working on it.

Dwight Schrute: How much do you have?

Jim Halpert: Six dollars.

Dwight Schrute: That's how much you and I contributed! I... Damn it, Jim!

Jim Halpert: [Mumbling] I said I was working on it.