Bigfoot or Bust

If you've seen most of Jim Wynorski's movies, then you should have an idea of what to expect with "Bigfoot or Bust". Specifically, it depicts multiple groups of big-breasted gals in search of a Sasquatch. The movie makes no pretense about what it is. There's nothing particularly memorable about the movie, unless you count cleavage as memorable. My all-time favorite of Wynorski's movies remains 1986's "Chopping Mall", which introduced me to his work (I happened to come across it in my neighborhood video store in summer 2001; people who only knew Blockbuster had no idea what they missed by not going to neighborhood video stores).

Anyway, little more than an excuse to show off buxom babes. A totally silly movie.

If you ever wondered what it would look like if your grandmother and her friends from the nursing home fought a man in a horrible Halloween Bigfoot costume, you just hit the jack pot. Now if you also wanted to see those grandmas exploited , congrats, you just hit double jack pot. Remember when movies took talent and craft? Heck with that, now just rent a crappy camera and a pathetic costume and start shooting. Who cares, right? That should have been the name of the movie. "Screw it, this dumpster fire is probably someone's fetish. " , someone producer probably said. Also, why do these IMDb reviews have to be so long now?

A horrible movie. Horrible. And there is no other word to describe it.

Badly shot, with an amateur montage, and sequences that have no logic, randomly placed throughout the film.

This movie stars old softcore actresses who believe they are still sexy at 50. Unfortunately for them, no.

Perhaps with younger actresses and a few more topless (there is not even a nudity scene throughout all the movie) could was be better, but the problem is general.

There's not a single idea to tell something, the dialogues are simply dumb and the Bigfoot is ridicolous.

I thought I was settling in to watch a campy and funny movie, but what I got was a bunch of great grandmas covered in a wrinkle in time.......in fact......a lot of wrinkles in time......in costumes that would make their grandkids cringe and change their names. There's absolutely nothing redeemable about this movie to recommend it for anyone to watch.

The canned laughter is annoying and the costume of the bigfoot is so bad that at times you can see the straps that tied it together in the back, it's about the quality one would expect to get at Target. I'm willing to bet that every actress in this movie was alive when the US flag had fewer than 48 stars....yes they're that old.

From start to finish this movie knew it's audience, and I'm it. It's story progressed perfectly with twists that were unexpected. The acting was great with an unforgettable sound track with nothing but bangers that will have you singing along like "I don't wanna be a Bigfoot no more". Rarely in my life do I resonate with a character in a deep and meaningful way and boy howdy did I with the Bigfoot. The amount of emotion that was broadcasted through his face and acting is superb. Even with no lines I felt a-tune to the supposed monster. This was all done with a perfect, tasteful amount of cleavage. A must watch for all who like Bigfoot and women.