Last of the Grads

We all know his name. We all know his big role as Uncredited District 8 Helper from the Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1. We all aspire to be like him. After years of anticipation and blind guessing we have been blessed with his presence as Officer Greg in a new genre classic - Last of the Grads. With this performance, Charles White transcends the meaning of the term "method acting". He blurs the line between actor and character and truly becomes the grizzled police officer struggling with depression. The man looks like a dream - 5 feet ans 6 inches(the perfect height for a man), a 6.5 inches of steel and glory, and a beard of a homeless man. And the lines, don't even get me started - "limp-dick turbo-virgin loser" is now a staple phrase in my vocabulary. By the end of the film, I screeched out the legendary "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAH BABYY!!" to celebrate the man's famed career. Unfortunately, the Oscars are infamous for ignoring horror films, thus snubbing some the best performances we have ever witnessed on the silver screen, so Charles will criminally go unnoticed by the Academy once again. All we can do now is hope Charles will once again star in a film and elevate it beyond regular cinema.

Charles White produces an absolutely incredible performance. He carries this movie on his greasy back in way that is unmatched by any other performance in cinematic history.

I am a better man for having watched this movie ( entirely due to Charles Whites performance) and amazingly my testosterone levels actually increased by 690% the day after I watched the movie. I finally got my first pube, and Charles White takes full credit for this miracle.

My one critism ( if you can even call it that) is that even though watching this movie was the greatest moment of my life, it has simultaneously ruined every other movie for me as nothing can even produce even 1% of the pure testosterone- fulled Mastery of Charles Whites performance.

Thank you Charles White, I will never forget this masterpiece.

I admire the filmmakers putting a solid effort to keep the slasher subgenre alive. Unfortunately there are more shortcomings than positives though the film is watchable and a couple of the kills ok.

I think the acting was ok for an amateur unknown cast. To me there were some people miscast in their roles and would've been better served swapping characters with another.

The soundtrack missed the mark on a lot of occasions and was overbearing in spots.

Still, I like effort by the filmmakers and hope they devote themselves and hone their craft in the slasher retro-slasher category.

I almost slept while watching the movie until I hear the voice of Officer Greg. The acting of Officer Greg is phenomenal and overshadows the other actors themselves.

10/10 would watch Officer Greg again.

Not much good going on here. The beginning was so bad, I skipped through it. Good lord, the fans of officer Greg are actually right. Sadly his was some of the best acting of the entire movie.