A Gruta

I stumbled upon this movie on Prime, just wanting to watch a horror movie. It's horror alright, but not for the right reasons!! Cheap jump scares, typical horror tropes, predictable story, terrible acting make this movie a waste of time. One mistake I did was, not to check the movie's reviews, and that proved costly to me. An African legend that was supposed bring fear in your nerves, turned out to strike my funny bones !! Some of the scenes were so bad that you will notice the lazy production level. Character arc was never in the dictionary of these makers. Probably, it was made for local audience but why not go for a story that is well rooted in their culture. Just plain and simple bad !!

Bad acting, no plot line, predictable, bad dubbing, no horror no nothing. I don't even know if there is any decent ending as I tollerated this clap trap for about an hour before I gave up.

Great contradicting dialogue. For example, 5 minutes after setting the guys busted knee, everyone says the guy's leg is doing better. 5 more minutes and their now saying the guy's leg is rotting off from infection. A few minutes after that one of the women are making the guy who set the broken leg up without looking at it, promises when the time comes he will definitely cut the guy's leg off. This is definitely a comedy to say the least. Earlier when the cave collapsed, one of the guys says "Well the cave already collapsed so there's no way it's going to collapse anymore. It's definitely finished collapsing!" If I was there I would have punched the idiot in the face for making such a stupid statement. Then at some point the guide said right after the cave collapsed, in so many words "Hey we need to be careful about conserving our water, we just lost a third of our water!" Then later on they said, "We have enough water to last us for at least 5 days!" If you're not busy and you have 99 minutes to spare for a good laugh, then go ahead, get some good CBD products and some margaritas and sit back with some good friends and get ready to laugh your asses off! This movie has the potential of being funny HaHa or ROFLMFAO if you pay attention to the funny twists and turns in the dialogue. Kind of has a 'ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW' vibe to it after the first margarita and CBD gummie session!!

I'm not even sure what message this movie was trying to convey. It really spoke of some sort of cult living beneath a church. Faith was in question. It wasn't really scary and didn't seem to make much sense. 3/10.

Don't watch this movie if you can help it. It's the worst movie I've ever seen. Seems to have been made by amateurs. There is not one single redeeming feature and the plot - if you can call it a plot, well, perhaps a mini-plot- is beyond all credibility. Seems a mockery of every type of serious plot in this genre. Loads of inexplicable and unexplained things happen.

I gave it 0 of 10. I never gave such a low rating. After a few minutes I started advancing the frames just to know if there was any plot to this at all and how it might end. So I probably wasted half an hour of my life, but at least not the whole hour and a half plus.