Virus Shark

Expectations were non-existent going into this movie. Thus, they were exceeded.

The acting was abysmal, the special effects were cringe-worthy and the overall plot was underwhelming. But it had us laughing out loud over the ridiculousness, rewinding parts to laugh again. We actually only watched half one night before bed but thought it was so funny that we finished it right before I wrote this review.

I have come to the conclusion that this was a media project for some college kids that happened to get noticed and released because no other explanation makes sense.

Honestly, if you are looking to be entertained by anything other than how terrible this movie is then I would move along.

Omg. Where do they get these horrible horrible actors from? The scenes that make the final cut would be on any other Movies cutting room floor. These pathetic actors, hesitate, trying to remember their lines. They say ugh.... They speak in Monotones. I mean ATROCIOUS acting It is a disgrace. How much more would it cost to pay some decent actors? These are unprofessional clowns. Friends and neighbors. Horrid. And stop with the growling sharks already!!?

Watched this movies with friends after we stopped watching the new american pie movie. Whe laughed way more watching virus shark. Not because the humor is good. But the acting is so bad and the special effects are so cheap it is just hilarious. Worth the watch if you have nothing to watch. Also the end is a bit confusing... let's say they put all the budget in apple computers and had to end the movie quick.

Things I recommend you do than watching this movie.. Stub your toe.

Bang your head on a low beam.

Tear off a long hangnail .

These are less painful options.

I cannot stress to you to avoid Virus Shark.

..... You're a huge fan of those Godawful SYFY and Asylum movies (Mega shark v's this that and the other, 2 headed, 3 headed, 5 headed, 250 headed shark attack, Sand sharks, snow sharks, flying sharks, sharks with diarrhoea, shark Buellers day off etc etc)

Seriously, this film is woeful, awful acting, special effects that would look bad on a ZX Spectrum home computer, bad camera work and sound, lighting that jumps all over the place from way too bright to way too dark to see what's going on and a script that was obviously written in about an hour over a cup of coffee and a bowl of cornflakes.

If you have any morals when it comes to your movies and you don't spend every day sat in your living room smoking a large bong and fawning over how wonderful and gourmet like a bag of Cheeto's are, then stay away from this utter turkey of a film. If what I've just described is you, then you might actually like this mess.

Avoid!!!