Damon's Revenge

The more stupid, the rougher names the dafter the games, loads of names of the past, some have had some real good assisting roles back then, but their stardome has faded since then, and itll soon be time to shut the cuffin due to lack of talent.

A film produced and acted this way, where inconsistence are the rule, and tunnelvision seems to be the norm, and worst of all dragging indigeonous peoples mythological mysteries into the salad is not very honourable filmaking at all, cause its all coming from the idea of halloween, just a bit more testosterone filled and stashly bearded styled men, and bellybuttonringed lesbianistic experimentrialismic females, trying to run away form a nightmare, a nightmare thats imposed on you like youve seen 10 prequels to this one...

no, look at the brand, and look at the names, tom sizemore wont get bigger, and michael madsen wont become mads mikkelsen, thats for sure. And the grumpy old man wont be any younger, wastng valuable time left to live on homebreed stuff like this, its just a notch above one...''hud'' by løckeberg is better than this.

Lack of plot, acting, anything redeeming. Could you make it anymore obvious that the positive reviews are fake? Most of these reviews complimenting the acting when in an objective reality it has some of the worst acting I have seen in any film period. IMDB really needs to get control of the fake reviews and ratings. Any person with a brain would see this is no more than a 1 star. You would show this in university film classes to show students exactly what NOT to do. Unacceptable excuse for a movie.

It's a sequel to Burial Ground Massacre. I knew something was wrong, but when everything is wrong, it's easy to miss it. Anyway, the plot you read on IMDB starts about 1 hour into the movie, don't even remember what happened before that. It has some hilariously bad moments, and overall the line deliveries, sound editing and dialog are all so terrible that you may get a decent laugh out of it. Not 100% sure there was a plot though.

It's not over until the fat man sings, and 10 minutes in I'm singing soprano with gusto. Feels like Tom Sizemore has given up on his craft and Michael Madsen must have been there for the free food. If you manage to keep watching, you will be rewarded with bad acting and vocal fry. The movie should have used Robert LaSardo more, he was the best actor in this thing. Not even the brief nudity at 56:38 and the following shower scene could raise my rating. Would I recommend this, nope.

There's something about movies like this that always get me. I was glued to the screen right to the very end. Adriana was my favorite character and the way it ended had me on edge. Exciting movie, a really fun thriller. Easily 7 stars.