Bigfoot vs Megalodon

Bigfoot vs. Megalodon is an absolutely insufferable convoluted piece of tripe. The dialogue is almost non-stop even during the action scenes making the movie seem much longer than the slightly less than 71 minutes run time. The dubbed voices are all annoying, awkward and inappropriate despite never seeing a single real Human mouth move. Bigfoot is CG with a voice that sounds like he lives in the HoG instead of the Pacific Northwest. The plot is insipid and all over the place with Archons (aliens with dark motives) teaming up with a Third Reich genetic experiment- a Megalodon. They fight the allies (the remnants of Humanity from a desolated Earth) who team up with bigfoot. There's also Stalin, Crowley and The Sun God Ra. There's way too much out of place sexual dialogue. The few positives are the pretty good for CG animation for something this cheap and the frequent mentions of Archons made me think of the excellent Rotting Christ song.

Because there is no way this movie should be so highly rated. Imagine spending an hour with a video game cut scene from the '90s. Toss in some terrible dialogue and voice acting for an unpleasant hour.

Im doing it entirely to screw with people who hated this movie. I might make some other accounts and do it a few more time. I love watching terrible movies so this is fun for me. It may not be a mark Polonia movie, but it is still great. And by great I mean totally stupid. There is a sequel, other spin offs. Anyone ever here of tickles the clown. If you like bigfoot movies, you should check out amityville bigfoot. Or go dumber and choose amityville death toilet. I will admit I am very high when I watch these movies, but then again who isn't. He'll the people who make these movies were probably high at the time too.

We like to find "bad movies" for sick days, rainy Sundays, etc. Definately stuck gold here! Horrible dialog, mish mash of all the classics from Stroker to Halo. A dash of Monty Python adds to the childish graphics.

It's so bad it's terrible. It's full of the same CG clips over and over with painful dialogue. At the time of writing this review the movie was at 6.9, which is an insult to every other movie on this site.