Ghosts Ain't Real

[Mugman sees a tree with eyes that glow green. He screams. As he cowers, two lights float towards him, and break into numerous glowing particles]

Mugman: Fireflies. Cuphead was right. Ghosts ain't real. You know, it's actually kind of peaceful out here. Just the sounds of the wind, the owl, the...

Jasper: Disembodied voice behind you?

[Mugman scowls]

Mugman: [sarcastically] Real cute, Cuphead. Ha, ha, ha. Hilarious.

[Jasper ties his shoelaces together]

Mugman: I know you're just trying to scare me, but I'm not falling for any of your...

[He trips and falls]

Mugman: Tricks.

[He gets up and dusts himself off]

Mugman: Not funny, Cuphead.

Jasper: I thought it was right funny. But I ain't ever heard of no Cuphead.

[Mugman slowly looks behind him. Jasper doffs his hat, exposing his brain, which has bugs scattering around it]

Jasper: Top of the evening, love.

[Mugman's nose falls off, and he dashes away, then returns and fixes it back before fleeing]