Cougar Alert

Axel Braun's "Cougar Alert" is one of dozens of worhless all-sex videos he's directed for Wicked Pictures. They merely reveal how untalented this most famous of recent porn directors is.

Unlike say a Michael Bay in mainstream filmmaking, who has technical skill but is so widely ridiculed, Braun shows no facility for anythng here: the vignettes' meager storylines are a joke, and the hot femme cast gives uniformly "who cares?" performances.

Even the hook of "cougars" is violated in a dumb segment of Evan Stone waking up Farrah Dahl; he's her chiropractor but decides to hump her instead. And I thought that cougars were involved with younger guys, not old farts like Evan.

Veteran Ryan Conner greets Tommy Gunn at her door playing a Strip-O-Gram guy, who services the busty MILF in a vignette typical of the show's stag fillm level content.