T.I.T.S

At times, this European-shot porn comedy resembles a real movie, reflecting the talent of prolific director Roy Alexandre, who made his mark in Adult Cinema but might have aspired to mainstream work, pigeonholing and prejudice against porn veterans aside. It's an unknown movie a decade after release, which I added to IMDb just this week.

Alexandre has specialized at times in making big-bust features, notably his classic "Boobcage" series, and "T. I. T. S" (final period omitted sloppily from the acronym title) is an excellent example of Euro femmes with huge, all-natural breasts. With the cast speaking in heavily-accented English (plus a smattering of subtitled French and German thrown in by leads Phil Holliday and Sharon Pink), it takes the form of a service comedy punctuated with enthusiastic XXX sex scenes.

Pink is regal and beautiful as a captain assigned by general Bruno SX to take over command of the 69th Troop Transport Squadron, charged with whipping the soldiers into shape. Difference with a traditional service comedy is that many of the soldiers here are busty babes, alongside male servicemen.

Use of a real tank and an armored vehicle adds much to the movie, with director Alexandre having fun scoring scenes of the ladies riding the vehicles across fields to various classical pieces previously used by Stanley Kubrick in his movies "2001" and "A Clockwork Orange".

Femme cast is impressive, especially Pink who is amusing getting in and out of a tank wearing high heels, and delivering a wonderful striptease at a strip poker game with Bruno SX just prior to a climactic orgy.