The Last House on the Street

When two college girls -- one hot and one overweight -- move across the street from Derek and Chad, sinister things begin to happen. By sinister we mean boys start going missing and the two chicks keep leaving the house putting buckets in their car.

So, one of the girls is nudity material, which is the only reason I stuck with it. Also, the music track isn't horrible. But the writing is really sub par.

When the titles come on we see that the same guy produced, wrote and directed this movie. Had he starred in it we would have had a new Jerry Lewis on our hands. As it is, we have an untalented producer, writer, director on our hands.

The movie is a mess. Not enough of the hot girl and too much of stoners acting dumb.

Who in their right mind would budget a horrendous script like this? My God this is the worst garbage I have ever seen...

This movie is so bad that the ONLY good thing I can say about it is thankfully it was only 1 hr and 15 min long. (That's because I paused it to take a bathroom break). Less than 15 minutes in there was a goof. You could see a camera set up for a different angle shot and the guys hand appeared above the actors (I'm sure soon to be waiter) head. The fake blood looked orange!

There is no way this movie made any money. I'm sure everyone involved paid their friends and family members to NOT watch it.

Two, very unlikable characters, portrayed by mediocre actors (I'm being kind here) and 95% of the film focuses on them.

Seriously.. 95% of this film is these two unlikable characters trying oh so desperately to be "lovable clowns" but ultimately coming across as "creepy idiot frat guys".

It's not funny, not thrilling, not horror... it's kind of painful to sit through.

Seemed more like a film school project without any professionals involved in the making.

Other than the cover of the movie, it's a disaster. If it isn't the poor video quality which seems to be the norm for many of this "direct to streaming" movies that look like they were shot on a low quality camera/phone it's the really bad acting. The blood/gore isn't enough to keep one interested. Do yourself a favor and avoid this film at all costs.