The Red Ape Family

I don't know what to say about this thing. This is absolutely the ugliest piece of animation I've ever seen passed off as a television show. This first episode is all of eight minutes long, and two minutes of that is credits. I can only imagine it took about eight minutes to write this thing as well, as there's a clear misspelling on "detected," and especially because no scene seems to actually connect to any other.

I'm decidedly opposed to NFTs, so maybe I'm not the audience here. But surely even people who are obsessed with owning JPEG receipts, deserve something better than this. This is so impossibly unfunny, so lazily scrapped together, that I truly can't believe that anyone could consider themselves a fan of this. A 1/10 for this show, and a 1/10 for me, for taking more time out of my day to write a small review of the show, than the writers of the show (and there are two of them, somehow) took to actually make it.

Nothing can get any lower than this. There is no way to justify NFTs, there is no way you can justify a high asking price, there is no way you can justify low quality animation that somehow has less than any barebones production.

All this is good for is justifying the existence of other low quality shows.

This is as low as bad animation could get, welcome to planet earth ladies and gentlemen.

Nfts are the new bitcoin, no one really understands them but what everyone knows is that they make money, and thats really the point of this "show". It isn't funny, its horrendously animated and features atrocious "voice acting" which is so poorly mixed it sounds like a foreign overdub half the time, but are you really surprised? This isn't a tv show, its entire purpose it to sell poorly draw characters as nfts so the creators can make money, thats it. Do yourself a favour, stay away from this show, hell, stay away from nfts, I guarantee in 2 years they will be a thing of the past and irrelevant garbage like this will be along with it.

Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes.

This is the worst cartoon I have ever seen, I did not enjoy a second of this thing, the animation is horrible, the creators are so useless they cannot type "detected" correctly. I would write a whole text of 10 lines insulting the creators but I can't.