Bullet Train Down

Okay so to start, why is the flight sim joystick controlling the bullet train? Second, cgi is TERRIBLE. Third, please just.. don't watch this. And also, why is the acting so just.. mashed together? The asylum's movies are so bad, like meteor moon and tarantulava, but this. THIS is the worst. And why are the sets so cheap? Yet they make it like a blockbuster. So if you were about to hit play on your tv to watch this, I suggest not. It's a waste of time and money. Really, this movie is the bottom of the bargain bin. AND THERES MORE. The landscaping is so off from where it's meant to take place. Anyways, bye.

I watched bullet train down on amazon prime today I found the film very crap with cheap sci-fi channel graphics and it had no story to the film and the scenes were awful with film focus on a high speed train and it had z list actors in the movie and the scene I liked were the Afghan army veteran fights with gun man to save the train from crashing that scene well scripted and cheap stunts and it was so boring watching owner of the train jack gets kidnapped by the gunman they were no dialogue from the z list actors and it was a cheap copy of brad Pitt bullet train film from 2022 and it was the worst movie I have ever watched.

This movie is near comical in terms of its concept, scripting, above all else the acting is pathetically hammy, and the sets are as crass as everything else. Its a case of almost 90 minutes of your life that you'll never get back. The very idea that the US could have a train that ran at more than 150mph is laughable to begin with - even their Amtrak Acela can barely reach 150mph for short periods. The crassness of the storyline and script are only complimented by the crassness of the acting. The lead characters are weak and the very idea that anyone could crawl upon the smooth roof of a train travelling in excess of 200mph is as plausible as the fact that Bambi is a kitten.

Ok I was expecting a bad movie and I was not disappointed. This movie is great for cleaning your house or noise in the background to make doing your taxes interesting. You don't even need to rewind if you miss something while going to check your mail. Honestly it felt like a student film or something the sci-fi channel would have aired in their early days. The budget felt like someone used a credit card to fund this. Way too much gel color on the lighting. Also who gets this excited about a train doing 200 mph it's the 21st century. I do have one other observation. I feel like no one really let Tom know you can see the withdrawal symptoms and sweating. He's so pale. Made me feel sad because this was obviously his last film and though he had issues he was a formidable actor.

Asylums newest movie is a parody of the title with brad pitt, with elements of speed mixed in. Ill say one thing. The quality is actually pretty good, the train interior and some of the camera shots are shot quite nicely. Acting was ok and the cgi stills has elements that made me laugh. The problem I found with this film though really was just the story. I just didn't find it as interesting as the creature ones. But having said that its still and interesting watch with some surprises along the way.