Unhuman

When I sat down to watch the 2022 horror comedy "Unhuman", I hadn't even heard about the movie. I didn't even know what it was about. But since I hadn't already seen it, of course I opted to give writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton's movie a chance.

And I will say that the movie was sort of semi-adequate. I mean, I figured this was a zombie movie outbreak, from what was going on there on the screen. Now, it wasn't the most impressive or most entertaining of zombie outbreak movies, but it was fairly watchable for what it was.

Now, then when director Marcus Dunstan finally revealed what was going on, about an hour into the foray, the movie went from being semi-adequate to being utter rubbish. The whole flip and switch of storyline events was just a slap to the face with a cold, dead fish. In fact, it was so stupid that I didn't even opt to finish watching the movie. Now, I will not reveal what was going on here, as you have to watch it for yourself.

It should be noted, however, that the effects in the movie were actually fairly good. But special effects can only do so much for lifting a broken movie.

"Unhuman" started out okay enough and was watchable enough, right up to a certain point and then everything just came crashing down. And believe you me, I have no intentions of returning to finish watching the rest of the movie.

My rating of "Unhuman" lands on a three out of ten stars.

If you like movies that SUCK, this is the movie for you. It has terrible, TERRIBLE acting, a story that seems like it was written in 5 minutes (or less), and is nothing like the rest of movies made by Blumhouse. I can't believe this made it into production!

If you're thinking about watching this... don't. If you're thinking about renting this... don't. If you're thinking about buying it... unless your kid is in it... DON'T! Ugh 179 more characters needed for this review. Now 131. Why the need for long reviews in order to post? Only 74 characters left at this point and if you read this far, you'll see my review sucked. JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!

What started off as a typical cheesy teen horror movie that would be serviceable for B flick horror fans turned into a nightmare itself. Clearly this director tried to follow suit with other Blumhouse directors by turning up a huge plot twist for its audience but instead turned up an epic fail of direction, execution and any sense of practicality for even a Zombie flick.

How does someone on drugs fall out of a window, break their neck and just gets up and runs away?

Similar to HIGH TENSION this movie has too many plot holes to make sense. It's nonsensical. Even if you turn your brain off it's not enjoyable.

I can't say much without giving spoilers but my title says it. It's hard to like a movie when it makes you walk away hating everyone.

And the funniest character is the first to die! WTF! (not a spoiler due to subjectivity and no specifics)