Red Zone

If you are debating whether to watch this movie or not, please consider the following.

Obtain a large plastic bucket, possibly a five gallon pail. Then eat as many sliders, bean burritos, and hard boiled eggs as you are able to. Wash these down with the cheapest rotgut beer that you can find. Allow for this potent concoction to ferment in your bowels.

At some point, you will have to fart. When you feel the fart building, drop trou and fart into the bucket. Then, stick your head in the bucket, and inhale deeply. As foul as that smell may be, it will still stink less than this movie does.

The story is beyond moronic. The acting is galactically horrendous. This is exactly the kind of low-budget, hastily spliced together pieces of garbage that gives all low-budget horror movies a bad name. It is a "found footage" farce that should have never been made to begin with.

This is a minimal "check the box, okay did we do that?" production of the lowest order. If I had had anything whatsoever to do with the making and distribution of this utter piece of garbage, I would hang my head in shame and swear a vow to collective humanity at large to never, ever make another movie again.

You have been warned. Watch this dreck at peril to your own sensibilities.

This might be the worst movie of all time. It seems like the camera man filmed it while jumping on a trampoline.

The first sentence of dialogue in this film is an incoherent jumble of words that makes you wonder if you heard right.

When you hear the second incoherent jumble of words, you realize you heard fine and wonder why they didn't do a second take to correct the obvious line flub.

By the third sentence you wonder if there's even a script.

Then they cut to a woman whose acting is on par with a stranger grabbed off the street for a line read.

Moments later, she holds up a wet clump of grass as shocking evidence of alien. This is when you turn it off and search out reviews on the internet, only to discover the fart bucket, which is 1000% more engaging and entertaining than the movie was.

I voted for this one at the Nevada film fest cuz so scary and realistik.