The Threesome

This is a movie that shouldn't have been made. A serious subject treated like a fluffy marshmallow s'more. Spoiler Questions; 1. Wouldn't a normal person ask for a paternity test first? 2. If the man I just married hung out with his best friend more than me, wouldn't I start asking questions? 3. How could it be summertime with everyone in t-shirts and the very next day have snow on the ground? 4. What is funny about getting 2 women preggers at the same time?

You get the picture. The picture is offensive, poorly written, horrendously directed, and career breakers for the whole cast. Save yourself the two hours. Go read a book instead.

Wow. I saw this as part of a Screen Unseen preview and didn't know what movie it was going to be. It's September and rated R so there was a good chance it could be early horror for Halloween but the duration was an even 90 minutes which felt like it could be a comedy (NOTE: AMC only tells you the rating and film length). Once the title came up, I felt confident it was meant to fall into the comedy category and might even lean raunchy.

Nope, this is a non-raunchy comedy with no nudity or sex scenes to speak of. Rather, depending on your personal situation and views could arguably be considered a horror although there are no deaths in the movie either.

I don't always know what is going to happen in a movie but sometimes I can see what is coming. In this movie, I was surprised multiple times. There are definitely moments of humor and a love story intertwined and a lot of heart-felt situations as well. The challenge is going to be the absurdity of some of it but, also, I've been around long enough to know - this could readily be a true story in Florida.

By the time you're a 3rd of the way in, it's hard to see how there could be any truly unanimous happy ending and, for many audience go-ers, I think it won't be a happy ending for them. But for some few, including me, it could be seen as a happy ending with the promise of hope - although you need to watch all the way through the credits to get the final ending.

For me, I liked it quite a bit but I can easily see how this could be very polarizing for audiences depending on your beliefs and demographics.

This was terrific!! I saw it at an unseen screening- had no idea what it was going to be. I was unsure at the beginning but it was FUNNY and well written. The whole audience was laughing and loved it! It was such a treat to see a movie that the whole audience laughed throughout! That never happens. I will definitely recommend and I will watch it again.

If you told me that a movie literally titled The Threesome was not only going to be hilarious but also grounded, mature, and frankly pretty beautiful, I would've thought you were crazy.

Let's start with the obvious, this movie is so funny. Almost every joke lands, several times I was laughing obnoxiously loud. Generationally hilarious performance from Zoey Deutch in this. I am baffled on how she isn't in more movies. I challenge you to think of a single movie where she wasn't the best part of it. She is so incredibly funny. Don't get me wrong, the other actors were funny too. Jabouki Young-White was super funny as Greg, and Ruby Cruz gave me some good laughs, but Zoey Deutch really carried it for me.

The movie was frankly sweet as hell! It's not easy to make a movie about a threesome turned double pregnancy into a heartwarming story about all the messy catches that come with being in love. Hate to keep beating a dead horse but Zoey Deutch nailed the heartfelt scenes as well! Truly, hats off to whoever decided to cast her in this because good lord was she great.

Saying that the movie The Threesome was shockingly mature sounds like an oxymoron but alas here we are. A big topic of this movie was abortion. And it looked at it, in such a real, profound way. It never turned into a pro-life MAGA thing, but it didn't romanticize abortion either. That's a tough, sad decision for someone to make. And someone should have every right to not want to get an abortion out of their own moral beliefs, as someone should have the right to get one. Ruby Cruz's character was originally portrayed as this "anti-abortion religious freak" but as you get to know her, it's just her fears and beliefs. She would judge herself for getting one, but she never once even hints that she doesn't believe in the right to, just that it isn't for her. This movie was really what being pro-choice is all about. The choice.

I was lucky enough to see this movie early, so that I can tell you guys, ignore the haters! This movie is awesome! It's a fun, rated R, romcom, that also makes you really think about love and relationships, what else could you ask for?

No sex scenes at all but still just as awkward, staring 3 "nepo-babies" and 2 pregnancies. Most of the this love-less triangle is spent on one couple trying desperately to leverage an unplanned pregnancy into a relationship. But as anyone out of high school, and not staring in this film, knows you can't reform the bad-boy or save the broken-girl with "daddy issues", change must come from within. Whether that change actually occured is up to the audience to decide by the end of the film. The moral of the story is beware of casual sex, especially unprotected, because your partner may be immature, a selfish witch, or an emotional masochist. Bloopers are shown thoroughout the credits including a story impacting post-credit scene.