Seeds of Satan

We watched all of twenty minutes of this sorry excuse for a movie before we could not take it anymore. For starters, the movie seems to have been filmed in the dark with nothing but star light for illumination. You can't see WHAT is going on. The camera work, if you want to call it that, looks like some six year old was handed a cellphone and told to film it.

We start out in a car being driven by a mom and her daughter. The mother is talking to her daughter, who is in the back seat, carrying on a whole conversation... without the daughter ever saying a single word. The car starts "experiencing" trouble and to make sure you understand that, the woman jerks around like the road is bumpy or something... except that the scene outside in relation to the car doesn't bump or jerk at all. Overacting at it's finest with no attention to detail. So, she stops in the middle of the road, pops the hood and determines that the trouble is corrosion on the battery cable... which she wiggles and calls it good. Because we all know that a bad battery connection will cause a car to die. :eye_roll:

Next we see some guy hitching a ride from some other guy. Whole scene is ridiculous with pisciare poor dialog. When they get where they are going, the driver tells the hitchhiker to pay his share of the gas. No money changes hands, but they shake and the driver pulls off, happy. Hitchhiker waves his hands like some knock off ninja and the worst special effect portal I've ever seen pops up. Our "hero(?)" gets transported to some black and red cartoon effect hellscape where who knows what happens between who knows who.

That was as much of this garbage as we could sit through. Stay FAR away from this. If you do watch it, don't say I didn't warn you.

I don't know what kind of medication the producer and actors in this "movie" are on but they need to stop. I watched this movie a good hour of my life, and I regret it.

Pass on this one. You'll be glad you did.

One word to describe this movie is 'horrible.' It's very confusing and none of it makes any sense.

Sometimes I thought this was a parody, but I don't believe it to be, which is even worse What a waste of time.

Maybe it was recorded with an iPhone? And the effects where part of a high school project? And everyone acting just learned their lines as recently as yesterday? Not sure. But the makeup was definitely done by a 8th grader.

I have never wanted a film to end so much in my life.

Could be useful for future film studies to be an example of how NOT to make a movie.