Trama

Axel went out to the streets of Harlem and walked down the block, purposefully swinging his hips and moving with a certain rhythm. It wasn't long before he noticed three men trailing behind him, their eyes fixated on his large posterior.

Axel went down the street, walking with a constant and consistent rhythm, as 3 other men followed him. Others looked in disbelief. As the company of 4 went into an elevator, going up to the 3rd floor, they were greeted with a servant. As they went into the hotel room, other men were being accompanied by Axel as well. Soon, Axel started to sing a classic tune, keeping his clothes up. The others looked at him, enjoyed. They learned and talked about important learning concepts such as the ABCs, numbers and colors, as the letters, numbers and colors even met up with Axel to talk about their personalities and characteristics. They also learned how to be nice and not be bullies, as many children sat on Axel's lap to talk about their fun tales. An alarm sounded, soon showing a Justine of what was to come...

However, the villain, Taylor Swift, angered by Axel's fondness, especially with little boys, declared war on his hometown, creating a large battle of bullying across the area. Axel demanded to stop it, singing a musical number to stop Taylor Swift's madness. Refusing, she decided to launch a rocket into Axel's booty cheeks, but Axel deflected it with his great jawline. This destroyed Taylor's giant robot of operations, soon bringing the land back to peace. Dinosaurs were brought back to Earth, flowers bloomed and the Earth became a giant school of fun, wonders and zero gore. The Mayor soon gave Axel a medal of honor for his kid-friendly fun that ended a possible world apocalypse.