The drug dealer scene in the beginning tells you everything you need to know...
It's like Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen were kidnapped by Somali pirates where they were shown deliverance and cocaine bear on repeat, fed only chicken wings and Mountain Dew code red. They were going to be sold to Nick Cage to produce trash films for him to star in. As usual Nick blew his money and so they had to release Tommy and Neil back into the wild.
This film is the first step in their long recovery from the trauma they endured which projects itself as a drug addicted trash panda killing a disjointed cast of rando bus stop people.
I really hope they get the help they need because this film was somehow more boring than anything else they made.
This film is the first step in their long recovery from the trauma they endured which projects itself as a drug addicted trash panda killing a disjointed cast of rando bus stop people.
I really hope they get the help they need because this film was somehow more boring than anything else they made.
- ashbirk
- 1 sep 2025