Killer Whales

This show is honestly total slop but I had to give it at least a 5/10 since I genuinely enjoyed watching it. The judges have absolutely zero respect for each other and the female judge constantly says the most obtuse things. Almost all the presenters are genuine idiots. Overall, the pure stupidity of the show makes it laugh out loud funny at certain points. Was this intended? Probably not. But it does turn what should be a truly terrible spectacle into something genuinely entertaining. That being said, Shark Tank is far better and, if you just wanna watch slop, I think there are other dumb slop shows that are more entertaining (Ex. Married at First Sight, Love is Blind, Americas Next Top Model, etc.).

You know those pitches on Shark Tank where Mark Cuban calls them a scam, and you know the entire pitch is over?

Well, imagine that all of those scam guys became judges, and they started judging even worse scam products.

That's Killer Whales.

They (hopefully) intentionally edit the show to be as horrible as possible. You will learn nothing about the companies; you will have no clue what they do, and then, just when you think you're about to learn, the pitch ends, and the judges decide if they sink or swim. You will have zero idea what is happening and then the next pitch starts.

If it's not intentionally edited to be this awful, then may God have mercy on their souls.

"Killer Whales", the crypto and NFT-focused TV show produced by HELLO Labs, takes viewers on a thrilling voyage through the uncharted waters of the Web3 world. In each episode, Web3 entrepreneurs present their groundbreaking projects to a panel of industry experts-the "Whales." These influential figures, including venture capitalists and Grammy-nominated music producers, provide invaluable mentorship and guidance. From blockchain security solutions to decentralized art platforms, the stakes are high. The tension is palpable as entrepreneurs from around the world compete for the Whales' favor. Whether you're a seasoned crypto enthusiast or a curious newbie, "Killer Whales" is a must-watch. So grab your virtual snorkel and dive into this movement that combines education, entertainment, and fierce competition! 🌊🚀 Stream it now on HELLO TV! 📺 (Disclaimer: No actual whales were harmed during the making of this show.) 😄

Crypto is here to stay, but this show actually reinforces all the bad stereotypes of crypto.

The judges are so bad, it's beyond belief. Some random "influencers" who never built a proper business in their life are supposedly qualified to judge startups. Their "insights" are meaningless, their line of questioning is non-existent and their experience as superficial as it gets.

The projects aren't much better. The majority of them has zero need for a token, or web3 at all. A can of water? Sure, let's invent a tenuous web3 and wrap it in a lot of word soup. Most portray no understanding of token utility, or tokenomics - let alone and proper business acumen, understanding of market sizes of basic business commercials.

The production isn't anything to write home about either. The producer had some experience with music videos, but clearly has no understanding of how to make a compelling TV Show. There is zero story telling, no story arc, no suspense. There is no reward - some random "mentoring" from the judges, that's about it.

The only thing that keeps you watching at times is that it's so bad, you wonder what's next. Are you drunk and bored - go watch it for satirical entertainment. Are you sane - for the love of god, watch something else.

When Shark Tank hits web3. Got to love it! What a great, fun show with some very interesting projects! This show is a great way for people to learn about crypto innovations that are changing the world. Even if you don't know anything about crypto or web3, Killer Whales offers you an interesting look in innovative world in a very entertaining way. A lot of humor, combined with useful knowledge.

The chemistry between the judges (called Whales in this show) is awesome! Impressive line-up too! No wonder a major company and authority like CoinMarketCap was as a co-producer on this show.

This one isn't even over, but already I can't wait for next season!