Exposed: Naked Crimes

The show's concept about crimes committed while naked is a good one, but ID totally blew the opportunity to make Naked Crimes something much better than the empty sensationalism it is. Tell us who the perpetrators are, why they did what they did, how the police handled the situation, what was the penalty for what they did, etc. The constant remarks "He's naked!" and "She's Naked!" is ridiculous. People do a lot of things naked; it's normal. We were born naked, shower naked, make love naked, sleep naked. Naked crimes are unusual, but this show does not capture the naked-truth about naked crimes.

I watched like 8 episodes of this and I thought I was going crazy how the retired LA Sheriff kept saying the word naked. She says it every time! The stories are pretty interesting, I just wish they gave them more time and got into more detail. The commentary is pretty annoying and judgmental. At one point, one of them says this is the most vile thing a person can do. I can think of other things that are worse than a hot guy in your backyard. I'm a true crime fan, but I'd skip this show. Purely because of the commentary and lack of depth. There are better shows out there. It kind of cheapens the stories.

Much of the commentary is annoying which is too bad since the actual footage is intriguing. The commentary is annoying because it is repetitive, repeating what has already been said. Most of the commenters are "Karen" like and slowly stating what you already know. If you read at the third grade level, you will get bored with the repetition and the captain obvious statements.

In my opinion this show could use a little levity. After all, these people are in the buff. Hire a comedian or just someone with a sense of humor instead of the "oh my gosh" commentary that keeps happening. I don't jump to one star, but if I stop watching cause they cut to a person sitting there talking like a robot every few seconds, then 1 star.

I thought it would be interesting to watch. It's something different, who knows, maybe we can learn something from watching. But man, man, what a cringe-worthy program. By the 2nd episode I can't watch it anymore. Some police lady can't even say the word naked (niked or something she says) and then there's a blonde mainly doing hysterical commentary as if this is the worst thing she has ever seen in her life. As for the nude people you mainly see a lot of blurred images That takes place mainly in the dark so you actually see nothing at all. No idea why this program was made, because we can watch nudity?

One commentator, Cheryl Ford Dorsey, a retired pole Sargeant, can't even pronounce the word "naked". She continuously says "ne-kid" every time. It drives me crazy. I thought commentators, anchors, broadcasters, etc. Are supposed to be able to speak English properly???

The other commentators are not much better.

They are not natural and sound like they are reading a script. The entire show is boring and very cheaply made. Unlike similar, we'll received shows like COPS, there is nothing exciting about this show. I am sure it won't make it past the first year. One episode was more than enough for me.