We Ride at Dawn

About a year ago, Hannah popped up on my TikTok feed and I hyped her up to all my friends who enjoy watching comedy clips. Then, I started listening to Giggly Squad and have a permanent stomachache from how much Hannah and Paige make me laugh every week. I'm constantly repeating their bits to my family and friends.

Hannah is hilarious, so long as you're not a prude, judgmental, lame-o. This Netflix special served her usual raunchy, giggly, best girl stories and had me grinning the whole way through. Here's to riding at dawn with all the other galloping gigglers. Try not to embarrass Hannah with these reviews like Des did at the Italian restaurant.

Hannah Berner is the most unfunny comedian wannabe morsel of detritus. Every joke is as cliche as it can get and every punchline is as vapid, low rate and hacky as the brain dead acephalous specimens who musters the energy to laugh at it. No wonder she needs others to write for her. She doesn't have the minimal necessary synaptic activity and neuronal construct required for creativity and imagination.

I grew up watching and listening to great stand-up comedians. George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Robin Williams, Iliza Schlesinger, Tom Segura and more... my standards are pretty high. Hannah is not absolutely dreadful but she is not very good either.

Let me put it out there, I do not watch Summer House. I've never seen a single episode. When I originally started watching this comedy special I had no idea who she is but thought recognized her. Only because I do watch Bravo so I had probably seen her in a commercial. I don't know who she is so I'm not holding any grudges from that show good or bad.

Firstly, if she possibly sees this review...if you get another opportunity to record a comedy special please wear something that you don't have to pull-up, fidget with or adjust every 30 seconds. Literally every 30 seconds she is pulling up her strapless top. It's distracting and annoying. When she's not pulling up her top she's touching her hair. Next time wear a top with straps or tape it on/up!

The material was boring. I watched the entire show and don't think I laughed at all. Was it awful? Not really. Was it hilariously funny? No not really. I know she was performing in front of a live audience (we occasionally saw) but it sounded like a crappy laugh track.

I'll stick with Iliza, Taylor Tomlinson, Leanne Morgan, Amy Madigan or Fortune Feinstein if I want a funny female comedian.

Had high hopes. Wanted to support one of the women who brought us Giggly Squad, helped manifest this special with fellow Gigglers, but ugh.

Berner is just not that funny solo.

This performance is predictable, lacking wit, and borderline annoying.

And while we're at it. Please try to lessen the boring comedy career asides on GS. It's a niche sports podcast, after all.

Believe in Hannah to come back strong, but this special just misses. It's the absence of wit that's so disappointing.

Really demonstrated how much Giggly Squad humor depends on DeSorbo's quick, pointed quips.

Rooting for Hannah and another effort drawn from somewhere that she didn't quite tap into this go around.

It was so bad I was compelled to write this review. I felt like her material was unoriginal and she came off as trying waaaaaay too hard. Very inauthentic. Sounds like a laugh track was added. Forced and fake. Sorry! It's just that bad. I wouldn't recommend this to anybody be, well maybe the government can use it as a way to get information out of our enemies. Have them watch it on repeat a few times and these dudes will be begging to tell you their countries secrets. Maybe Hannah berner, in some ways, could help save this country with how truly terrible her Netflix special has been. That doesn't mean watch it. Let's save that for the prisons.