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We are back again with another one of these dinosaur movies, which never seem to run out due to the money they collect. This movie decided to stray away from the previous movies' plots, citing little to no references. The plot was really a mess. While I thought that using DNA samples from dinosaurs to cure diseases and being on sea were interesting, the rest was your typical incoherency from the past two movies. They also shouldn't have included that family subplot. Having them felt like a mess and felt like they were just there to prolong the movie. It's clear they are running out of ideas.
All the characters are so forgettable. I easily forget their names aside from Xavier since they kept mentioning him, particularly the dad (Reuben) and the girlfriend (Teresa). I did really like Dr. Loomis. He was the one character who was done well. They made him be this great nerd, which I really liked. Him talking about how science was for everyone was also nice. Aside from him, the rest were your typical mercenaries, villain included.
I also felt the CGI to be a downgrade from the previous trilogy. It seems to not impress me as past Jurassic Park movies do. It feels really disappointing.
Jurassic World: Rebirth is another shameless cash grab that feels more like a rehash than a rebirth. It does nothing to improve the franchise other than provide opportunities to add more rides for the theme parks, while making you feel like this franchise should have long been fossilized.
All the characters are so forgettable. I easily forget their names aside from Xavier since they kept mentioning him, particularly the dad (Reuben) and the girlfriend (Teresa). I did really like Dr. Loomis. He was the one character who was done well. They made him be this great nerd, which I really liked. Him talking about how science was for everyone was also nice. Aside from him, the rest were your typical mercenaries, villain included.
I also felt the CGI to be a downgrade from the previous trilogy. It seems to not impress me as past Jurassic Park movies do. It feels really disappointing.
Jurassic World: Rebirth is another shameless cash grab that feels more like a rehash than a rebirth. It does nothing to improve the franchise other than provide opportunities to add more rides for the theme parks, while making you feel like this franchise should have long been fossilized.
- TheFilmCasual
- 30 ago 2025