Asian School Girls

Looking at the ridiculously low user-rating and reading some of the reviews I can't help but to wonder what people actually expected from this movie.

Did they expect the sharp-witted dialogue of WES ANDERSON or mindbending twists of David LYNCH?

If so then that says more about them than this movie.

I know what I expected, girls that are easy on the eyes and that kicked some ass.

And guess what? My expectations came true.

I actually thought it was gonna be pretty bad or so bad it's good but it's actually half-way decent.

Yeah there are a little too long strip-scenes that probably could be cut down a little to keep the pace up the movie, but overall it was a pretty cool revenge action flick with "good enough" acting when it comes to ASYLUM standards.

And unlike many other ASYLUM movies that are incredibly monotone and repetitive this one almost constantly entertained and there was almost always something new happening.

No it's not a masterpiece but I think it served it's purpose and was well worth the watch.

The rating is 3.4? Com'n people, it's a low budget film so what do you expect. It wasn't bad don't expect it to be a brilliant one. Storyline was easy to understand; a lot of violence and torture, and so on. I thought it was an erotica movie but I didn't see any sexually explicit scenes just some topless and sexy scenes so it wasn't. I believe it's a movie with crime, violence and action. As a cheap budget film, the acting was bad. Those actors/actresses were like amateurs and had no previous training before making the film. The background music was loud and messy, like what you would normally expect from some "cheap and sleazy" movies.

A trio of mixed race Asian school girls (replete with plaid mini-skirts) take revenge on the crime syndicate responsible for their gang rape in this sordid ultra low budget thriller.

The trio are a force to be reckoned with as they utilise their remarkable martial arts skills and newly acquired leather attire (it's important to look the part) to their advantage, seducing those who will bring them closer to redemption. Despite the outrageous plot, gratuitous nudity and sexual violence, the story is generally coherent and reasonably engaging if technically limited by the micro-budget. Overall it plays like a live-action semi-erotic comic, complete with inept crooks and bloody, over the top violence.

If you're up for topless katana fights, junk twisting sadism and even some soft lesbian bondage, then you're in for a good time. Everyone else be warned and stay well away.

Aside from the most ridiculous story line Ive seen in a long, long time, with the possible exception of one, they chose "Asian School Girls" who were all well past their prime, covered in tattoos, nipple clips, and about 30 pounds overweight and not what you'd call attractive by any stretch.

Besides being filled with gratutitous sex scenes that were about as titillating as a butcher house, it was literally impossible to suspend disbelief and make yourself think these chicks were school girls unless it was at the local senior citizens center.

They could have made something out of it but chose not to. They could have had girls who were school age, kept their clothes on, and were believable.

Just flat-out ridiculous.

Right, well given the title of the movie, you might be thinking you're in for quite something else, but alas this actually is an action thriller, as listed on IMDb, and not some sleazy porn movie.

Sure, the movie does have its share of lewd pseudo explicit nudity in many scenes. Scenes which are quite unnecessary and really doesn't serve the movie any purpose, aside from showing off the main Asian female cast. Of course, there is some in the audience that will enjoy this, and director Lawrence Silverstein is definitely cashing in on that. I, personally, found it to be wholly unnecessary for the movie and had to fast forward through minutes of scantily clad naked dancing scenes.

Well, if you look past this pointless nudity and showing off the Asian female cast in this manner, then the movie was actually adequately entertaining for what it turned out to be. Sure, it was cheesy, campy and predictable, but it a B-movie fashion, where you enjoy these guilty pleasures of watching these low budget and often horrible movies. But once in a while, these B-movies actually turns out to be entertaining; and "Asian School Girls" was one such movie. God, that title still is abysmal to write.

The acting in the movie is pretty much as expected. The Asian female cast were doing fair enough jobs, but given the fact that there was a heap of pointless nudity, it sort of took away from the overall performance of these actresses. It made it sleazy in a sort of creepy manner. They acted well enough, performed the action and martial arts scenes well enough. Now, don't go expecting this to be a grand martial arts performance that will put the likes of Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Iko Uwais, Tony Jaa, etc. to shame, because it will not.

"Asian School Girls" has that special B-movie quality to it that makes it actually fun to watch, and it is worthwhile watching if you have nothing better laying around to watch.

I am rating the 2014 "Asian School Girls" movie five out of ten stars. Hardly a movie that I will be watching again though, but it proved entertaining and enjoyable enough for what it was.