Family-Friendly Fun

This Pure Taboo DVD features two dreadful segments, both defying believability.

A wretched screenplay by Midnight sinks the title vignette to the level of mindless porn. The audience is made out to be suckers with this swill.

It opens with the sort of "family-friendly" entertainment one gets on TV so often: the parents and kids playing a modern version (dumbed way-down) of charades. Aren't they all so cute? But then, stepdaughter Leana Lovings arrives home one day and finds her stepmom Bunny Madison humping her step-brother Codey Steele. Shocked, she tells her step-dad Seth Gamble all about it, but...

It turns out he knows full well what is going on and explains to her that they have a modern family where everybody makes love to everyone else. Except for Leana, so he convinces her to give it a try. Cue the group-sex foursome with plenty of fake passion. This excuse to present maximum incest content is unconvincing throughout.

In "Swapping in Secret", take Lapis Afterglow's messed-up script and add Tommy Pistol's ridiculous overacting and you have this exercise in warped "porn logic", one of Pure Taboo's bottom-of-the-barrel episodes.

Unsuspecting housewife Dana Vespoli comes home to find her daughter Tracy not around, but instead cute little Coco Lovelock pretending to be her kid. Husband Tommy Pistol quickly explains the situation: Tracy hated her mom, so he found a willing couple and exchanged Tracy for Coco -it's that simple. Dana isn't buying it and neither will any viewer with half a brain left in their head.

Tommy then has sex all the time with Coco in front of Dana and supposedly (porno logic, not anything resembling reality) Dana finally gives in and they have a happy 3-way. Note that this is not actually "taboo" in the sense of sex with step-relations, but it's stupid enough to fit into the overall Pure Taboo set of idiotic situations.