Rods n' Wheels

tinThis show sucks so bad Ikm considering never watching Velocity again. The camera work was terrible at best. The director must've doing crack when he directed this shit-show. The acting? What acting?? These are all retired porno stars or WWF actors. This show was so see-through scripted. The actors sound like the worst, probably worst than every other show where they talk with a singing pitch. Ridiculous. I think the only realistic actor in this show is Shane. I am so upset that this show is taking the space of a good show.

Watch a couple of episodes of this, no go on, I dare you. There can be no spoilers as there is no story nor any kind of suspense.

Formulaic rubbish at its 'reality' worst, the usual tools are put to dreary use to try and drum up some semblance of excitement...

1. personal rivalries are faked and talked up. 2. time limits or deadlines are mocked up and always met. 3. Lots of talk with little or no content. 4. repeating segments of film over and over to pad out the commercial length of the product 5. douche-bag characters talking like experts but merely giving coin to the old saw "it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"

The worst aspect is that most of these guys really DO NOT KNOW SQUAT about cars and their history. This show is full of misinformation and mechanical ignorance, for example "The clutch is good which means the transmission is good which means the motor is probably still good"

OMG give me a break and go back to greasing your hair old fool.

A totally scripted show with setup customers and "coincidental meetings" of cute girls and hipsters that are looking to have work done on their vehicles. The owners LUNK HEAD of a son has biceps that measure larger than his IQ, and the father lets him spend the companies money to impress a pretty "customer" that they don't know and have just met for the "first time".....

What's the point of making these shows, does Discovery have so much money to throw in the garbage that they'll turn a camera on any bunch of morons that own a car shop in the Mid-West???

Good thing it won't be on TV long, between the "token" midget thrown in for comedic effect and the father's D-bag beard I couldn't take much more than the 2 or 3 episodes they've filmed...