Mastizaade

It's only January and we already have two sex comedies that are not worth even a single dime.

Sunny (Kapoor) and Aditya (Das) are two womanizers who philander their way to ceaseless sexual gratification. However, twin sisters Lily and Laila (both Leone) inspire these bachelors to take commitment seriously. What inspires them? Of course the hot bod. The rest of the plot revolves around Sunny and Aditya's attempts to woo these sisters while the narrative simultaneously smothers its audience with a crowd of unwanted, cringe-worthy characters.

If you did watch Kyaa Kool Hai Hum 3 in spite of my warning, then you will understand that Mastizaade is its cousin. Only this one is more mature and more porn-like. Nevertheless, it is full of crass, lousy dialogs that uses pun to create humor, and baseless story arcs.

Having said that, there is not much difference between Hollywood and Bollywood sex comedies for they are both made to appeal the male gaze. And Mastizaade is no different. While I do not expect much from Kapoor, Das playing such a role is a disappointment - the second time after he ran behind Miss Ranaut in Revolver Rani (2014). Leone is fine, but it's sad to learn that she will and can only work in such films because certainly Sooraj Barjatya is not gonna cast her in his follow-up to that disastrous Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015). Honestly, she cannot act.

BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri's Mastizaade is a formulaic sex comedy that is neither funny nor appealing. Avoid!

GRADE: F

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO

This is my 1st review, and you might wonder why i write it for this movie......well, i don't want u to suffer for 2 hours like i did. This is the worst kind of comedy!!

Obvious unintelligent double meaning jokes which back in 8th grade too would barely make me chuckle.

I was high (yes, that was a factor in why we decided to go for the movie in the 1st place) when i went in for the movie, and all i could think of during the movie was my rotting brain-cells.

The only plus of the movie was Sunny Leone.....u can like her or love her, but u just can't hate her. Even with her terrible acting, this bombshell of a woman just can't be overlooked.

The only parts i liked were of her in sexy getup's (don't judge me i'm just a guy....programmed by nature to get attracted to the attractive ones from the opposite sex)

In case you decide to still go for the movie or have already had the misfortune of watching it, you have my condolences

Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having a lot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line was expected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in the movie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, she was exposed full time in the movie, even though she was looking beautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But still audience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order to be a good movie over all.

Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeah people who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch :)

Totally disgusting and senseless. And what more can you expect from actors like Tushar, Vir Das and Ritesh Deshmukh. No one gives them roles in good movies. The only reason to watch was Sunny Leone

I just couldn't believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholar is the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers but I surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap Milan Zaveri, MAN ! I'm really worried about you ! please start going to the gym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really serious about your film directing profession then start going to the film school too. Cheers!