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I watched this movie with some friends a while back at 11 p.m. At night and we collectively lost our minds over this film.

I adored this movie 10 years ago, but OH MY GOSH does this movie reek. It is an absolute fever dream, I cannot get over this movie.

The CGI is bad, the plot doesn't make sense, the child acting is surprisingly great, Mr Electric is the best villain in all of cinema, the 3D effects are hilarious, the movie is really dumb, and it sucks narratively.

I don't understand who thought this was a good idea? This movie is an utter enigma of the film industry and it fascinates me to this day.

Frick you Robert Rodriguez.

I know the title makes no sense, but bear with me.

I can't really think of much to say about this movie, I thought it was pretty good and that's pretty much the extent of my thoughts.

I will say that the best parts of this movie is the acting, colors, and the cinematography. I liked the camera work, even though the 0.5x. Cameras was a little weird I got used to it after a while and thought it was kinda neat.

The first seance scene is by far the best in the movie, it's done extremely well and had me on the edge of my seat. The full mystery is pretty good as well, it had me guessing the whole way through.

I really like how this movies makes Venice look, Venice looks really pretty in this film and I really liked the colors of the buildings, water, etc.

Other than that yeah it's a worthwhile mystery movie, if you like the first to poirot movies then you will like this one too.

I really enjoyed my time with this movie, but man does it have flaws.

I'm not as much of a FNAF fan as I used to be, but I can see how if you are a die hard FNAF fan you will adore this movie. The experience in the theater was better than the movie itself to be honest.

Firstly, the writing. It's not great, but it's not terrible. The pacing at the beginning feels a little quick, and the movie wraps up way too fast. The movie does not resolve everything at the end and leads to some plotholes. (I won't explain because this is a no spoilers review)

The overall plot is fine enough, but the scares are practically nonexistent. I didn't jump at any of the "scares" this movie has to offer. The jokes aren't that great either, the only time I genuinely laughed was at one of the kills. It looks really goofy, and you will know what I am talking about once you see it.

By the way, there are no actual jumpscares from the animatronics. Which was a little disappointing to say the least. Also all of the kills suck, maybe except for the last one. I honestly think the movie was a bit held back in the kill department due to the PG-13 rating.

Another thing I want to mention is that the score was strangely excellent, I wasn't expecting the score to be amazing. The animatronics look great as well, and so does the pizzeria.

The only scene that I really didn't like is this weird scene in the middle with a random pop song that really kills the pacing and tone. It felt really forced. The movie also takes itself way too seriously, I know I didn't take it seriously one bit. I can totally understand why some people really don't like this movie, it's a bit of a mess and overhyped.

It's a bit messy as it is but I enjoyed my time overall. If you're not a huge FNAF fan, I wouldn't recommend it. If you are a huge fan of FNAF you'll have a blast. Definitely go see the movie with friends.

See you at the second movie.