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I swear, they did it again. Somehow they managed to make a game that's even worse than the first. If I could give this a zero, I would with no hesitation at all. The level design is on par with bubsy 3d, with a camera that somehow feels even worse than Bubsy 3d's horrible camera that changes position whenever you jump. The levels also feel bland and boring, with ps1 level graphic design that bores me more than any game on that console. The story is barely even following the wacky and really fun story that the film it's based on had. I swear that the alec baldwin lion is not voiced by him, it is similar, but something is just wrong with it.

If you find this game in a store anywhere, burn the place down.

2 seconds. 2 seconds led to an absolutely gargantuan pinnacle of entertainment that we likely couldn't see our world without. It's truly astounding that this led to something so much bigger than what could have been imagined at the time. I find it to be so interesting that the first film ever created is by far the shortest, as feature length films must be at least 40 minutes, and despite this film being 20 times shorter than that, it has far more importance than nearly any other film that has ever been produced. Without this film, there wouldn't be film, as such, it's important to understand where the medium of film had began. Give it a watch, it's 2 seconds.

My life has been a pit of darkness as of recently, I lost my house, I had to move in with my aunt since my relationship with my parents spiraled out of control, I had basically nothing, until I watched C. I. Ape. There are truly no words to describe the sheer power that this masterpiece of cinema contains, it seems to warp the hands of fate themselves into finally giving me something I haven't had in any capacity for months; hope. The absolute magnitude of anger and misery that any other film has provided me is now invalidated. I have finally been enlightened, C. I. Ape saved me from everything. I cannot recommend any other inferior flick that isn't this. Watch it now, and see it for yourself.