penofinspiratin
may 2019 se unió
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Clasificación de penofinspiratin
This movie deserves no stars at all, I trusted my gut not to even watch it at the cinemas even if it was free, unless they chauffeur me there & massage me while I waste 90mins with this abomination.
Problems with this movie, lack of a story, there is no no motive, the theory is so absurd you will scratch your temporal lobe when you hear it being penned out, hence characters are just there like a free version of mobile AI app generating extra limbs between toes
I swear this movie was done by AI entirely, as there is no way this was planned, I bet my butt.
We have a small creature shaped like an adult male reproductive organ & it has tan color, I kid you not, this pet is even made to be friendly with the little girl, fine I may be over thinking since I watch a lot of conspiracy podcasts. But that set up is just cringe everytime it shows up.
Whats with the craken, alien amalgamation horse manure was that thing thrown in there like a final boss.
Like who in their mind sat down and said yes a Gigantic creature can be outrun by an adult with a broken foot and a child carrying a small dinasaur.
Let us have some people that will all be ate up randomly & all be eaten half body, like the shark in jaws.
Yes fellas this bull secretion will make a great movie, let's throw in scarlet Johnson, I mean who wouldn't want a hot babe among dinasaurs.
I had to finish this junk just to write a proper review, so that no one can suffer through it.
Problems with this movie, lack of a story, there is no no motive, the theory is so absurd you will scratch your temporal lobe when you hear it being penned out, hence characters are just there like a free version of mobile AI app generating extra limbs between toes
I swear this movie was done by AI entirely, as there is no way this was planned, I bet my butt.
We have a small creature shaped like an adult male reproductive organ & it has tan color, I kid you not, this pet is even made to be friendly with the little girl, fine I may be over thinking since I watch a lot of conspiracy podcasts. But that set up is just cringe everytime it shows up.
Whats with the craken, alien amalgamation horse manure was that thing thrown in there like a final boss.
Like who in their mind sat down and said yes a Gigantic creature can be outrun by an adult with a broken foot and a child carrying a small dinasaur.
Let us have some people that will all be ate up randomly & all be eaten half body, like the shark in jaws.
Yes fellas this bull secretion will make a great movie, let's throw in scarlet Johnson, I mean who wouldn't want a hot babe among dinasaurs.
I had to finish this junk just to write a proper review, so that no one can suffer through it.
Worst thing to happen to marvel was going Disney, & then settling for that PG rating.
Now the movies are more catering for child friendly viewing by butchering the true nature of characters.
This movie suffered a major setback in this regard & only thing that worked here was the Great CGI, I hand it to them it really touched the spots when I viewed it in 3D cinema.
First problem, I don't know if Johnny is closet gay or they hired a gay guy who can't act straight, but overall his sexuality was not agreeing with his part.
2nd problem, Galactus is a cosmic God, a being worth to be feared beyond Thanos or any villain, yet here he can't even deal with a mere force field & gets thrown down by his own creation.
Overall it was so disappointing to see a God like figure being watered down for the sake of plot.
3problem story has so many plot holes, in science, traveling light years but still maintain same. Time line where you left.
Surfer gets tossed around so easy like what is her strength?
Lastly can marvel please stop with the infants saving the day.
I get it Disney is in charge but lord, we can't be having destruction with zero casualties and a small. Mouth bleed when an entire earth is in ruins or someone's getting a nasty beating
Only for a kid to smile and change reality or use a doll to defeat powerful entities.
And marvel leave family charm to fast N furious, this family thing is dragging now.
Now the movies are more catering for child friendly viewing by butchering the true nature of characters.
This movie suffered a major setback in this regard & only thing that worked here was the Great CGI, I hand it to them it really touched the spots when I viewed it in 3D cinema.
First problem, I don't know if Johnny is closet gay or they hired a gay guy who can't act straight, but overall his sexuality was not agreeing with his part.
2nd problem, Galactus is a cosmic God, a being worth to be feared beyond Thanos or any villain, yet here he can't even deal with a mere force field & gets thrown down by his own creation.
Overall it was so disappointing to see a God like figure being watered down for the sake of plot.
3problem story has so many plot holes, in science, traveling light years but still maintain same. Time line where you left.
Surfer gets tossed around so easy like what is her strength?
Lastly can marvel please stop with the infants saving the day.
I get it Disney is in charge but lord, we can't be having destruction with zero casualties and a small. Mouth bleed when an entire earth is in ruins or someone's getting a nasty beating
Only for a kid to smile and change reality or use a doll to defeat powerful entities.
And marvel leave family charm to fast N furious, this family thing is dragging now.
Mr robot did it better, made you question the digital world.
But this film will make you not care about alien invasion, hacking, government spying. Or whats in your Amazon cart.
I mean it's a huge ball of senseless, mindless trope after trope & script throwing garbage at the viewer you end up wondering what's the point.
We got a super intelligent family, we got a Computer that goes on and offline not based on the internet but based on plot.
We have aliens that are smart but have to wait for the storyline todumb them down just enough to cater for our intelligent family that has everything right infront of them.
Want to send some thing, the boyfriend is there., want to save the world, the son is there.
Want to find a cure, the daughter is there, want to know the problem well a colleague is there
The bloody woman is in a million places in minutes & don't worry the aliens have to wait for her till she can figure them out.
They can't touch her even her make up stays clean even when blasted by soot.
No one has time to grieve, some people can bleed heavy from sharp objects & still FaceTime like they only bled enough for a blood test.
Friends can be eradicated but hey we have no time for them we need to check on the virus that is pulled from the plots ass & it's done & ready while aliens that control servers can't see it
Remember the family is super intelligent
Lol this garbage is the worst I don't know how cube accepted this script OMG!
Watch this & treat it like garbage coz it will drive you up the wall.
But this film will make you not care about alien invasion, hacking, government spying. Or whats in your Amazon cart.
I mean it's a huge ball of senseless, mindless trope after trope & script throwing garbage at the viewer you end up wondering what's the point.
We got a super intelligent family, we got a Computer that goes on and offline not based on the internet but based on plot.
We have aliens that are smart but have to wait for the storyline todumb them down just enough to cater for our intelligent family that has everything right infront of them.
Want to send some thing, the boyfriend is there., want to save the world, the son is there.
Want to find a cure, the daughter is there, want to know the problem well a colleague is there
The bloody woman is in a million places in minutes & don't worry the aliens have to wait for her till she can figure them out.
They can't touch her even her make up stays clean even when blasted by soot.
No one has time to grieve, some people can bleed heavy from sharp objects & still FaceTime like they only bled enough for a blood test.
Friends can be eradicated but hey we have no time for them we need to check on the virus that is pulled from the plots ass & it's done & ready while aliens that control servers can't see it
Remember the family is super intelligent
Lol this garbage is the worst I don't know how cube accepted this script OMG!
Watch this & treat it like garbage coz it will drive you up the wall.