michellepitiris

Morning shows like this typically are for stay at home mums, the retired and people who are off sick. But the format is complete balls. It's like they're trying to appeal to young audiences, 18-25 because they're constantly bringing up things that are the latest "viral" thing (even though they have an extremely loose take on what viral is). Stick to one audience and do that well. Don't try to appeal to everyone and fail miserably.

And can you just finally retire the infomercials. For the love of god.

I love love love Tim Burton. But I cannot for the life of me understand why the direction is to airbrush the life out of their faces. Jenna Ortega and Catherine ZJ's blurry cheeks is super distracting for me. It might just be me but I prefer texture in people's face.

And they did Thandie dirty by not covering her five o'clock shadow moustache.

I had such high hopes for this film. It's certainly watchable but it could've been so much better. It's got the typical Coppola aesthetic but the acting was just not up to standard.

I really hoped Pamela could deliver but she didn't sell it for me, that whispery voice of hers was too distracting for me. I liked the parts of her more where she wasn't talking.

Jamie Lee Curtis was fabulous, she salvaged the film in some ways though I wish her dance scene was a little more believable. I doubt that's what an ex showgirl would do on a podium.

And what's with all the shots of Pam standing in random places in Vegas? Just to make it look pretty??