Robogirl87
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Clasificación de Robogirl87
Stephen King adaptations have a reputation for being hit or miss, and The Monkey falls squarely into the "miss" category-an unfortunate, tedious misfire that squanders its intriguing premise with lifeless execution and baffling tonal confusion.
What should've been a creepy, thrilling tale about a cursed toy monkey ends up feeling like a half-hearted slog through familiar horror territory. Every plot turn is telegraphed well in advance, and the characters are so flat, it's hard to care what happens to them-even when the body count rises. The "deaths" lack imagination, the scares feel recycled, and any attempt at dark humor comes off as forced and juvenile. It neither frightens nor entertains, which is fatal for a horror-comedy.
Worse, The Monkey shares the same misleading DNA as Longlegs: moody trailers that promise tension and terror, only for the final product to deliver lethargic pacing, shallow storytelling, and a tone that flip-flops between horror, camp, and awkward comedy.
It's a film that constantly feels like it's building toward something-anything-but never delivers. Ultimately, The Monkey is a disappointment: all cymbals and no substance.
What should've been a creepy, thrilling tale about a cursed toy monkey ends up feeling like a half-hearted slog through familiar horror territory. Every plot turn is telegraphed well in advance, and the characters are so flat, it's hard to care what happens to them-even when the body count rises. The "deaths" lack imagination, the scares feel recycled, and any attempt at dark humor comes off as forced and juvenile. It neither frightens nor entertains, which is fatal for a horror-comedy.
Worse, The Monkey shares the same misleading DNA as Longlegs: moody trailers that promise tension and terror, only for the final product to deliver lethargic pacing, shallow storytelling, and a tone that flip-flops between horror, camp, and awkward comedy.
It's a film that constantly feels like it's building toward something-anything-but never delivers. Ultimately, The Monkey is a disappointment: all cymbals and no substance.
This film is nothing but another failed attempt from a washed up performer to get the attention they so desperately crave. If it's not widely panned 'self reflective' art gallery exhibitions (another joke) masquerading as actual, well, 'art', it's just more tosh from someone who claims they've had it so hard in life, money, fame, women, that they now need to explore this through a clowning 'biopic' with a CGI monkey. Quite frankly, I'm surprised he settled for this as I'm sure he wants his mug anywhere it will go. Don't believe the hype and the pseudo message it's meant to send.
Don't even bother watching. The acting is worse than whatever is meant to be traumatising everyone. I couldn't even be bothered to find out what that was. Had to turn off I just couldn't even take it. I am now just writing more characters as I can't post this review without meeting a certain limit. So yeah, my point still stands. Don't bother, find something decent...urgh, I dunno, go play a game, watch the TV, go for a walk, watch paint dry? I guess anything is better than sitting through 1 and a half hours of whatever this is meant to be. It's ok nearly there, aaaannddd yep,,,, signing off now bye.