"Eve"

"The female world according to Paris, and existing only inside Hilton's head, that standing deliberately beside every gorgeous and irresistible babe is a total female dog, sporting acne, rotting teeth, hairy bod and furry toes."

"While the sexualization on screen of then twelve year old actress Dakota Fanning is dismissed by the filmmaker and some anti-rape organizations because it's intended to focus on a grave crime, one hand washing the other is not the point."

"More aptly titled, Sexually Desirable When Drugged, the film allows lewd elderly director Vadim Glowna to star himself as molester and rapist of a series of nude adolescent slumbering sex slaves. A romanticized and lusty aesthetic portrayal of date rape."

"In other words, a woman's place is in the delivery room. Not exactly a road movie, but certainly an anti-abortion mandatory teen motherhood guilt trip. All that's missing are the pamphlet tables in the theater lobbies."

"To hell with safe sex, as a supremely horny lecherous guy gets to be Prince Charming husband material. A womanizer's guide to wedded bliss."

"Battered wife slugging as comic relief. Ha Ha."

"A premeditated act of promotional propaganda masquerading as a balanced documentary. And in the service of exonerating - with a creative genius defense - the noted fugitive from justice filmmaker's rape of a drugged female child."

"Julianne Moore's really Bad Mommy among the many crowding the screen this year once again, as her too much information bored socialite hits on her teen son. A depressing and meaningless tabloid cinema smutty glimpse into the depraved family lives of stuffy rich and infamous designer couch potatoes."

"Sex, Lies and Shopping, as filthy rich leisure class females lament their personal woes as victims, not so much of men, but working class women."

"Jason Mewes matches dirty talk kid antics with Swallow My Cockuccino porn smut production method acting."

"Sam Rockwell's lewd leading man sexaholic Victor, may be the first on screen designated dirty young man ever."

"Larry Bishop carries a torch for the opposite sex, and not in that way."

"Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott master the dumbing down downer, while dabbling in the 'dickish dick' syndrome and man/boy boobie love."

"Aaron Eckhart's graphic take the unhealthy male psyche in America, from sexual abuse and racism to foreign aggression."

"Jason Mewes matches dirty talk kid antics with Swallow My Cockuccino porn smut production method acting."

"For redefining conventional standards of female physical beauty and pride on screen, and promoting positive images of big bodied women."