Bryan Callen

Lived overseas until fourteen years of age in various countries including: Philippines, India, Pakistan, Lebanon, Greece and Saudi Arabia because his father was a banker.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist but I can never keep that facade going for more than fifteen minutes. I don't have an inner pain, damn it. My parents were really nice to me. I remember once when I was, like, twenty, I tried to walk around with a scowl. I started frowning and I gave myself a headache. It just didn't work out.