- Lord Nooth: Take 'im away and kill 'im... do it slowly
- [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly]
- Lord Nooth: No! I meant take 'im away at normal speed and kill 'im slowly!
- Villager: Sliced bread? That's the best thing since... well, ever!
- Stefano: Sire, are you all right?
- Lord Nooth: [in a mincing humiliated tone] Of course I'm not all right, you idiot! I've just been massaged by a pig!
- Dino: Fowl!
- Lord Nooth: Foul? There's no foul, you silly slap-head, the game's not even started.
- Dino: [Referring to the inbound giant duck] No, Fowl!
- Lord Nooth: Dino, do you have your rule book?
- Dino: Of course.
- Lord Nooth: Good, 'cause i'm going to throw it at you.
- [Knocks out Dino with book]
- Gravelle: [with her arm raised] Chief?
- Chief Bobnar: Yes, Gravelle?
- Gravelle: When I put my arm up, it hurts.
- Chief Bobnar: Well, don't do it, then.
- [first lines]
- Dug: Nearly there, Hognob. Nearly there, just a bit further. Try a little bit harder. We can do it.