My Secretary the Slut

I have often wondered if porn titles are more than dog whistles, in signalling to the potential viewer whether the contents will be positive or negative. I'm using those terms lightly, more descriptive of whether the pornographer is serious or merely grinding out crap for a buck.

So the title of this DVD by hack Mark Stone promises crap and delivers on that promise. We have attractive actresses performing in vignettes less creative than a random stag movie, and making say a Brazzers scene seem like Moliere by comparison.

All these secretaries are horny, instantly seducing their co-workers, and wearing glasses which may or may not be sprayed with spunk. One exception is a role reversal, where Mercedes Carrera plays the boss of a company owned by her husband, who accidentally gets a sexting photo from employee Tyler Nixon. Let's put aside that Tyler is not a secretary and that (as in many vignette videos, sloppily put together) makes this segment an outlier that doesn't belong here. It is still as dumb as the legitimate sec'y scenes.

Carrera grills Tyler on what happened and then turns on a dime, seducing him with sexual blackmail to the tune of his servicing her sexually or lose his job. Even in porn this is a ridiculous switcheroo.

Saving grace for fans is the beauty of Jillian Janson, appearing in a ridiculous burlesque where boss Seth Gamble (called "Mr. Reed" as if to confuse the casual viewer that it's similar player Rocco Reed instead) hypocritically criticizes her wearing short, tight skirts, but is pure horndog when she instantly seduces him. Similarly, Alexis Adams has sex in a bar with Talon, and looks simply mah-velous -enough so to keep one watching despite the video's overall inanity.