- Mirembe: American cinema is the best.
- Lavelle Junson: The best? That's like the most blast thing I've ever heard. What do we have besides superhero shit, remakes and sequels to old movies nobody asked for?
- Mirembe: It is true about the sequels. If something is good...
- Lavelle Junson, Mirembe: [together] ... don't try to ruin it.
- King Jaffe Joffer: You must heed my words before I am gone, my son. Now, you will be king, but the throne must pass to a male heir. Akeem, it appears you have a son. He must be found.
- [Prince Akeem has returned to the "My T Sharp" barber shop, finding even older versions of the barbers and their Jewish friend, Saul]
- Akeem: I've just discovered that I have a son here in this land.
- Morris: How much child support she getting from you?
- Semmi: [indignant] The King pays no child support!
- Morris: No child support for 30 years and you came *back*? You's a dummy!
- [Akeem is reintroducing himself to Lavelle's mother]
- Mary Junson: He's supposed to be the King of Wakanda!
- Akeem: Wakanda is a fictional place.
- Mary Junson: [under her breath] Not to everybody.
- [Akeem's extended family arrives in Zamunda]
- Oha: Presenting King Akeem's son from America.
- Lavelle Junson: [whispering to Oha] And my moms.
- Oha: And his moms.
- [after an argument]
- Akeem: Don't you dare banish me from my bedroom!
- [Lisa points sternly out the door and the doors close on Akeem's face]
- Akeem: Well, look at us. Just one big happy Zamundian-American aristocratic blended family.
- Mary Junson: [cheering] Ah! Just like the Kardashians!