The poem, presented by a British guy, posits the author as a classy gentleman who prefers a woman's intellect to her 'tits or ass', as long as they're drop-dead gorgeous. Ethan was infuriated by the poem's hypocrisy.
CNN seems to have gone crazy when it began to report the news about a 17-year-old boy from Georgia who "epically" broke up with his girlfriend via text and posted it to his Twitter account.
