A Kiss on Candy Cane Lane

WOW this film is bad. The acting. The sound quality. The continuity. The story line. The bald head. Leaving a baby on the table in a bouncer unattended. The make up on both the make and female leads. The screaming wife to her husband after the football game ends. The unprofessional nurse on the desk after she hears the main females name.

The film had been on for over half an hour before the main leads met again.

The whole thing was just *cringe* I kept watching to see if it got any better. It didn't. I love cheesy Christmas movies but this missed the mark. I wouldn't recommend. Save yourself the time and pay attention to the rest of the reviews 🤣

I couldn't finish watching the movie because I was so embarrassed for the cast. I know the writers producers and directors meant well because the whole idea of the movie is great. But the execution is not good. Maybe they weren't given a large budget. I don't know but it could have been much better.

Genuine laughs throughout, almost entirely courtesy of the mom, who does literally everything complete with running commentary - including planning a wedding in one day - while her useless husband (did he even have a line in this entire thing?) and equally useless son pass out in front of football games. It's Dadaist anti-art, a commentary on the expectations of women without even meaning to be.

Of course, the complete lack of storyline, acting ability, emotion, and chemistry between any of the people involved really drove this steaming pile home.

I think my favourite thing was when Bland Whiteson, who pleaded with his girlfriend to have a baby when she didn't want to, says that it's ok if a woman leaves a man but she has to take the kid(s) with her because what kind of person would just leave their kid? No self-awareness I see, Broseph Forced-Birth! Enjoy the baby you begged for!

Tommy Wiseau is probably angry that he didn't write this.

I'm sure it isn't the worst written corny romance movie ever, but the dialog is pretty awful & the storyline is missing the line. That said, some of the actors did a good job with what they had to work with.

Sad to say it, as I'm sure the production team and cast put their heart and soul into it, but come on... no connections, bad makeup, storyline loose and very very slow delivery.