Don't Watch This

Seriously, who authorizes this crap? 3 minute "episodes" from the mind of prepubescents. Take anything you've seen before (no context, no plot, just a scene) & think of it being recreated for the Syfy channel...bad cgi, laughable dialogue, saying wtf to yourself, all that. You've got Don't Watch This.

It's just plain and simple BAD. It's like a film project in high school or before. Acting is bad, stories are bad, directing is bad, visuals are bad.

So ...my qualified guess is that they kidnapped a bunch of car mechanics, put a gun to their heads and forced them to write a horror story in 10 minutes and then direct the episodes and act in them. That's the only reasonable explanation why this show is so god damn awful.

So who in this film has naked pictures of the CEO of Netflix?

Only one of the five movies in the series has a story at all, and even if it is as weak as anything you could imagine. Take the title at it's face value. Don't. Watch. This.